mudboot

mudboot, 13 days ago to random

havent seen the neighbor's donkey in over a month. miss him dearly. we had a routine of a chat and pets morning and night. today while on the property i was just watching the sun go down and imitated some bird calls. The donkey came RUNNING and we caught up. He kept rubbing his nose against my arm and we just listened to the quiet air and the shuffling of bushes. lovely time

mudboot, 13 days ago to random

I wish the shrimp would take over my boss' brain

mudboot, 13 days ago to random

what new name could you call your job that could also be the name of a sex tape?
mine is called "visiting package land"

mudboot, 13 days ago to random

oh you like energy? name every ATP conversion

Dylan, 14 days ago to random

🚨THREAD ALERT🚨

Ahoy! Tonight I’ll be boarding my parents’ Dana 24 sailboat for a trip at sea.

We’re casting off from Haverstraw, NY, which is roughly 25 miles upriver from the northern tip of Manhattan. Our trip will take us down the Hudson River, around the lower end of Manhattan, up the East River, and out to the Long Island Sound. At that point, my goal is New London, CT where I’ll catch an Amtrak back to NYC. My parents plan to continue on to Block Island after that.

mudboot, 18 days ago to random

the worm in my brain made me buy a hoodie in the summer

amyfou, 20 days ago to Dogs

It was a good day and we got lots of roly poly fun.

#GoodNightFriends

#Gracie #Niko #dogs #dogsOfMastodon #FediDogs

A dog enjoying his roly poly in some gravel

mudboot, 21 days ago to random

me to the home depot employee: um hi. I wanna make a teepee...fooor...an ummm..adult sized child

mudboot, 22 days ago to random

saying goodbye to this sweet boy tomorrow.

mudboot, 25 days ago to random

my brain: YEA YEA YEA send the text. it's a good idea

narrator: it was not a good idea

mudboot, 26 days ago to random

im such a dingus. an anxious dumb dingus

mudboot, 29 days ago to random

Oo. my favorite quote for the day

"-the desire for certain pleasures is a part of my pain."
Khalil Gibran

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

its the weekend my friends. my glowing goblins. my coffee queens. my bulgogi meatless beef

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

I am horrified by the fact that even though Im the one who is going to be quitting to find better for myself, my reputation here will likely be destroyed because I chose not to conform to my new boss' cultural mindset.
The corporate monkey wins this round but i have the final fucking laugh as they try to succeed without me in the upcoming busiest month for the organization

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

youve heard of "good morning."
let me introduce to you "dear god afternoon"

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

I had a dream that someone took me to an octopus restaurant but didnt tell me until we walked into the dining area. And they said, "this is an octopus restaurant" and even in my shocked state, I immediately located the kitchen doors, ran in, found the octopus tank, stuck both my arms in, they latched on, rescued every octopus i could manage, and ran.
And i'd do it again too

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

working outside is rewarding but physically preparing for a forty degree difference from the start to the end of your day is exhausting

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

havent been painting cause of a shoulder tear but tonight i am going to class to try and paint little things since its the last week of class. Missed 90% of this semester.

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

today i felt so gentle with myself. and it was really refreshing. I wonder if this is what a lack of anxiety feels like

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

browsing mastodon
ok time to find a new source of entertainment
closes mastodon
opens mastodon

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

discord can go fuck itself

18+ mudboot, 1 month ago to random

Happy Friday. Heres my dog and me hoping that if you are also burdened by a job, that it also gets swept away by dragons today

mudboot, 1 month ago to random

while trying to find something online i came across this