portifornia

@portifornia@lemmy.world

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portifornia,

It’s not the right answer, but all the same, my head said:

Queen bees and Dodo birds

… - I think that checks out.

portifornia,

Wish I would have walked out of The Blair Witch Project.

portifornia,

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

portifornia,

Oh that’s interesting! Locally in the US I’m always noticing the opposite: it’s all briefs or boxer-briefs, rarely boxers.

portifornia,

Lol, that explains why I’m always in boxers! 😅

portifornia,

Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky Crust, Earth pocket!

anders, to programmerhumor

Stupid people always say no

@programmerhumor

portifornia,

There is no say, only stupid or stupid not!

portifornia,

5:30am. Same. Nice and ironic this was the first post I clicked on after giving up on just going back to sleep.

portifornia,

I loved Songza. 😭 To this day, I’ve not been equally happy with any other offering out there.

I hope someday we'll find a way to pirated a car (lemmy.world)

In the end, the KIA car company made its cars into subscription models, I really hate this because in the end the car we buy with our own money doesn’t feel like it belongs to us. Should we finally buy an old school car ? so as not to be affected by this subscription models or is there a way to crack the software installed in...

portifornia,

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

portifornia,

I totally get that, but for what it’s worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!

portifornia,

Well of course not. Our country was founded on it, after all!

portifornia,

Don’t forget: “accept terrible treatment from management”

portifornia,

How TF is that bike (or any) $15k?!? Does it come with a bike path concierge on every trip?

portifornia,

I feel like there’s a “On the first day of Christmas legislation, the GOP gave to me…” carol, ripe for the singing, here!

portifornia,

And that is why the Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

portifornia,

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don’t know, I think there’s room for appropriate change here;

  • Twater
  • Twit’er
  • Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they’ve devolved from Twitter!?

portifornia,

No, as both gravitational and em waves travel at the speed of light, the “we’re all screwed” things we could ever observe would only ever be slowed-down/distorted (by things that could even do such a thing like a black hole) as they approach us.

So it’d be a happy little surprise (short of worm-holes or tachyons existing), on year 26,000.

That’s not too say life as we know it would end immediately. We might make it generations before the real chaos affected us on earth. On a smaller scale, if the sun blipped out of existence, sure, we’re 💯 doomed and we’d know it after 8.3 minutes, but some of us might make it a solid week before all life on earth was expunged 😅.

portifornia,

Tap to close is great!

I think the issue is Connect not differencing tap vs long press; where long press would not close, and could then be used for scrolling, zooming, and screen activity to prevent screen timeout.

portifornia,

Kinda sounds like a great way to launder money.

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