thefartographer

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thefartographer,

Little shit-dick boys won’t quit being crybabies sticking their dicks in shit?

thefartographer,

Come live in the genocided estates of Fangorn Forest!

thefartographer,

Google: You know those LLMs?

Engineer: Yes, what about it?

G: So I took one of those and I vomited diarrhea into its mouth-

E: Wait, what?

thefartographer, (edited )

John Jesus Jingleheimer Schmidt

thefartographer,

How about tossed in a dumpster that’s then lobbed at the moon using a pile of grandad’s m80s?

thefartographer,

And an American-Italian restaurant specializing in pizzas

Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room. (lemmy.world)

At one point during the interrogation, the investigators even threatened to have his pet Labrador Retriever, Margosha, euthanized as a stray, and brought the dog into the room so he could say goodbye. “OK? Your dog’s now gone, forget about it,” said an investigator....

thefartographer,

Sorry, your argument that you asked repeatedly for your lawyer does not mean your rights were impeded. You see, our cops are idiots, and not only is that your problem, it’s also your fault

thefartographer,

Yeah? Well, you have arms! Doesn’t feel so good when people say it to you, huh?

thefartographer,

Uh huh, uh huh. And how many dicks do I get have to suck per vote? Can you provide a link and very detailed instructions on the process? You know, so I can make sure I never go there before my wife comes home from work.

thefartographer,

Impossible. It’s under water, which means that it weighs more than a duck.

thefartographer,

I think most of these people are offended because you said “tummy”

thefartographer,

Are y’all talking about that piss baby, Greg Abbott? I heard he’s a little piss baby

thefartographer,

Yeah? Well here’s the second thing: those people are a bunch of doodieheads

thefartographer,

Thank God it’s not just me! My wife eats just about a box of these per week. I tried it and thought that a bottle of acid diarrheaed in my mouth

thefartographer,

I stopped questioning her bad choices when she agreed to marry me

thefartographer,

I don’t know if it’s the wording or what, but this sounds like some sort of riddle where the answer is that you’re your own sister.

thefartographer,

Thanks! I’ll use, them liberally and, with reckless abandon! Look, earrings!

,😁,

thefartographer,

Chilaquiles:

Eggs, salsa or picante sauce, tortilla chips, Mexican blend or other preferred cheese, butter or oil, tortillas if you’re feeling sassy.

Heat your cooking surface to medium high, slap on the butter or oil, smash them eggs in and get to scrambling. When the eggs first start to congeal, crush some tortilla chips and toss them in like confetti. Scramble until nearly done and then smother that shit in salsa. Scramble briefly some more and then cut off the heat. Add the cheese as you please and cover just long enough for the cheese to melt—I usually just put the plate I’m gonna use over the pan.

From start to cleanup, if this recipe takes you longer than 10-15 minutes, you’re getting too fancy.

thefartographer,

That’s all I’ve ever asked for. Just a little acknowledgement from everyone calling me their savior

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