wreckedcarzz

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

Yeah I was just waiting for that to happen, esp with the sweaty outfit, I was expecting a new kink unlock experience. Or on the job, or when locking up…

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

“Wanting affordable meals? How dare I!”

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

Imitation is illegal… Smh why does nobody just print real money? Am I the only one seeing this loophole?!

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

“send nodes”

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

It’s almost like they have no spine and merely want to cash in on the rainbow-washing.

Who would have thought?

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

The last time I met up with someone who I had no prior experience with (well over a decade ago, I’m demi), my best friend insisted and then tailed me to the meet up point, and circled the parking lot with the lights off and windows down so they could hear and not be seen. Everything went fine (yay), but I have not an ounce of doubt in my mind that if things weren’t as they seemed, they’d have literally run them over at the first sign of trouble.

Get yourself a friend that would do vehicar homicide for your safety. They are the best.

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Yeah, definitely. I can be a horny idiot myself but to all my other horny idiots, heed this advice! Meeting and getting a feeling of the person is really important. I have no data to back this up, but I’m positive that wanting to meet once publicly (or twice even) to break the ice will deter a lot of these people.

You can wait a little bit and not become a statistic, y’all. Otherwise just jerk it, what’s even the point of meeting to fuck if you have 14 minutes including travel time. Now 13 because you read this.

Also I’m biased, but talking can be imtimite, intimacy can be hot, and now huff~. It’s about the journey, not a speedrun to the destination. Now buy a vanilla bean creme frap, sit down, and pretend like you aren’t going to bust for 5 minutes meeting this guy. Good boy. Isn’t that better?

:P

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Can confirm (for many, many years… actually still continuing but I’m better than I was years ago) - however with a half-decent, supportive family, and safety precautions, firearms can be a great tool to grow up around, to learn about from family members who are knowledgeable, and later protect yourself too.

Now mine weren’t supportive and didn’t do much to educate me, so this is theoretical from my pov, but they did do a good job at securing them, and explaining why; I maybe-likely would not be here otherwise. Today I own a 9mm pistol for self-defense, bought after the pulse shooting, and have taken it to nearby ranges a few times. Need to go more often, keep in practice…

But yeah. Given shitty parents + shitty safety measures (and/or shitty teachers and faculty that put additional burden on a young individual; fuck you to hell and back, [redacted] Elementary School and [redacted] High School, and all your shitty staff that didn’t give a fuck about the abuse I took), firearms can be a terrible thing to have. The source of the problem (as far as this article is concerned) is the shitty parents/school/support network, that causes unnecessary suffering; but unsupervised children/teens getting their hands on a weapon for any reason can be deadly, even out of curiosity. Safety is just as important!

Just don’t be a shitty parent, mmmk? It’s really not that hard. And lock your shit up when not in use.

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

smh why don’t we just close the door so the stuff can’t come back in? come on people, and you call yourselves rocket scientists

/s duh

(but srs why no door)

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

actually lmfao. my ass has left my body. and yet the hilarity masks the agony and darkening vision.

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

The contents of the story (the guy getting fucked for his dumbass actions, and by extension the method) made me “laugh my fucking ass off”. Then dramatic effect.

This has been a common thing for about 20+ years but I guess you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000!

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago (edited 1 day ago)

Uh… none of that was “pretentious” nor “verbose” but okay. Humor and quip sails above your level of intelligence, I see. How dare I answer your question for clarification, I guess. Pardon me.

Ah well, that’s why this button exists :)

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

If you do it the manual way - not unlocking the phone and doing it through settings - you can wipe it sure, but when you try to set it up it requires the prior Google account credentials to proceed. No creds, no passing go, just a shiny brick. It’s been like that for years.

Also might I recommend you take a gander at GrapheneOS for more intense security capabilities than stock.

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Ding ding ding, I can confirm this. I thought it was for all devices, but I guess not.

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Next: pants sagging so much I can see 4" of crack

ahh the 00s

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Better than what they were on before…

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago (edited 1 day ago)

I got this email a few days ago. It’s definitely CP2077. Their example even shows like 5 titles in a sample account and that game is far and away using the most space. As to why, I have no idea.

Also to answer the “how do you know”, it’s the only GOG game I play that has a decent amount of playtime. Everything else is in the single digits. I assume lots of others are in a similar situation.

E: and the pedestrian, but I finished that in one sitting, and it’s in double digits because I let others try it out. I think there are a whopping 2 saves for that game for me.

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago (edited 1 day ago)

Now I’m not telling anyone to do anything… but nobody has ever had a baby by pounding your best bro in the ass while you stroke him off. Same with your gal pals. Make it a competitive event! Learn new things and create memories you can cherish for a lifetime as you scream louder and louder with every shaking orgasm, in sync with the boys.

Just something to think about the next time you get frisky.

(tomorrow’s headline: “popularity of gay sex spikes 9700% overnight thanks to republicans”)

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Treat the guys to a fat knot this weekend, they’ll keep coming back for more. ;p

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

That’s not really my kink buuuuuuuut

slides application across desk

I’m sure we could work something out

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Every other service: “oh yeah, oops” scratches that feature off the free plan

You: “no wait not like that”

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

moe-ron

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

“hey look free speakers!”

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

I setup my dad’s framework using this method a ~month ago - it took an extra 10 minutes but MS can blow me. I would have opted for no OS pre-installed/linux but he uses a critical application that is Windows-only, and 10 is no longer available…

Actually consume feces, Microsoft.

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Wait, you can keep companies?

steals Google