zalgotext

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zalgotext, (edited )

I think you’re conflating “algorithm” with “software”. You’re right in saying that algorithms can be computed by hand, but I don’t think anyone would refer to that as “running software”. The word “software” implies that it’s run on “hardware”, and hardware usually implies some sort of electronic (or even mechanical*) circuit, not pen and paper and a human brain.

zalgotext,

My crazy wacko conspiracy theory - software development is just a really weird discipline, most of the people in the field are bad at it, and it doesn’t have the same amount of standardization and regulation that other engineering fields have, so doing it “right” looks a lot fuzzier than doing, say, civil engineering “right”.

The biggest thing though is that most people are bad at it. It’s really hard to evaluate high level organizational concepts like waterfall vs. agile when we still have developers arguing over the usefulness of unit tests.

zalgotext,

And what happens when medical science increases life expectancy?

Make the upper age limit be average life expectancy minus X years. This has the added bonus of motivating politicians to actually try to increase average life expectancy.

Who decides what “well known facts” are?

The scientific community, and certainly not the Supreme Court. Not sure how you came to that conclusion.

zalgotext, (edited )

No. The scientific community polices* itself with peer review. The rogue and stupid communities are peer reviewed out of existence. You can submit all the falsified “research” you want, but if your published results can’t be replicated, you will be labeled a quack and your “findings” will go ignored by the rest of the scientific community.

No government-affiliated judicial body is involved in verifying science, because judges are experts in law, not science.

zalgotext,

Are you suggesting that the United States Supreme Court weighs in on scientific studies that haven’t been replicated yet?

zalgotext, (edited )

Now I’m no apocalypse expert, but I feel like a knife taped to some rebar doesn’t make for a very viable arrow, or at least not one that the pictured bow could fire

Edit: is that a curtain tassle they’ve used for fletching?

zalgotext,

I can’t comment on the other things, but the skull is obvious - it’s for drinking, and the top half functions like a lid you can flap on and off, like a German beer stein.

zalgotext,

there are no such APIs

Yes there are. You can obtain access to the Kroger API, the Meijer API, the Walmart API, and I’m sure others that I didn’t bother to Google. Failing getting access to the actual APIs, there are tons of web scraper projects that just parse those stores’ websites for product information, and web scrapers are still orders of magnitude more efficient than LLMs.

zalgotext,

I doubt the oligarchs really want a civil war. A civil war would shrink their labor force.

zalgotext,

The “tool” you want people to use is the equivalent of sticking fingers in your ears and going “la la la la la la la”. Which, you know, is pretty widely recognized as a shitty tool.

zalgotext,

Old Bay is not bad in desserts in general. I made Brian David Gilbert’s old bay ice cream and it was actually quite nice. Definitely not something for the masses, or something I’d have super regularly, but if you’re looking to spice things up in your homemade ice creams, Old Bay is a pretty good way to go.

zalgotext,

Just don’t go over 14 billions, it would be complete nonsense.

Actually, the more data we get from JWST, the more evidence we get that the universe is older than 14 billion years. Some estimates have it in the 25 - 30 billion year range.

zalgotext,

It looks more MOBA than shooter though. I think it’ll be closer to Smite than Overwatch

zalgotext,

One of my old laptops had the little nub mouse, but it would rub my finger tips raw if I used it too much, from the grippy texture on it

zalgotext,

pointing devices are overdue for revolution on portables.

Tilt control laptops when

zalgotext,

I feel like that would be hard to implement alongside tilt controls

zalgotext,

So the space force is just a bunch of line cooks?

zalgotext,

No, the real answer is if criminal convictions barred you from office, it could be used as a political tool by corrupt politicians to prevent their opponents from running.

zalgotext,

Just like any software design principle, it’s understood at a surface level by tons of bad developers who then try and solve every problem with that one principle. Then slightly better developers come along and say “ugh this is gross, OOP is bad!” And then they avoid the principle at all costs and tell everyone how bad it is at every opportunity.

zalgotext,

I still haven’t even started Kingdom Hearts 3 (I know, I know), which I pre-ordered before I even owned a PS4 (I know, I know). And now it’s looking like I’ll be able to play that on PC before playing it on the console I bought specifically for it. I can wait these fuckers out for decades if I have to.

zalgotext,

Neither me nor my sister really want kids, but my parents want to be grandparents. Makes for some awkward family dinners

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