Okokimup,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

That Faustian bargain really working out for him.

DogPeePoo,

“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain…”

“I know what I’m doing, and I listen to a lot of people, I talk to a lot of people, and at the appropriate time I’ll tell you who the people are,” Trump said.

“But I speak to a lot of people, but my primary consultant is myself, and I have a good instinct for this stuff”

“And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning— because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful.”

Doxin,
@Doxin@yiffit.net avatar

Whenever I do something dumb I say “I am a stable genius” and I can’t thank trump enough for inventing that sentence.

Tagger,

Stop posting fake news. This was an AI generated photo made by libtards to make people think Donald J Trump isn’t smart!

You know what the J stands for? Jenius!!!

Don’t cry snowflake! Don Don could eat the sun!

Tagger,

/s … just in case it’s needed.

CluckN,

/serious?

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

/sincere

quantenzitrone,

/sexual

slacktoid,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Its for sarcastic. Created before emojis existed

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you, CluckN was not being in any way facetious in that reply.

/s

slacktoid,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

lol, i do wonder how many people are aware of it, its time is fairly early and short-lived and then emojis and memes took over.

Dasus,

its time is fairly early and short-lived and then emojis and memes took over.

What?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

It’s been here since 2005 and it’s never gone anywhere.

slacktoid,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Thats the law i was looking for… Also i was specifically referring to the use of /s

danc4498,

Anytime I leave off the /s I will get hammered. No matter how obvious I think it is.

scifun, (edited )

You can’t top it because this is exactly how many of them talk.

Lemongrab,

Hanuman moment (look up Hindu story hanuman eats sun)

SuperSaiyanSwag,

How have I not heard “J stands for Jenius” before, that’s so good

Minotaur,

Honestly one of the more relatable things he’s done

waterore,

Rebatable to who? Unattended 2 year olds?

Minotaur,

Sometimes you just gotta check shit out

germanatlas,
@germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

People who follow their intrusive thoughts

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Relatable to his base at the very least.

tuckerm,

I mean, I'm no Trump apologist, but "let he who did not try looking at the eclipse cast the first stone."

DragonTypeWyvern,

throws a rock at your head

Daft_ish,

Ok, but I bet you zippered your pp at least once.

Mac,

casts stone

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

At least when I do dumbfuck stuff no one is watching or influenced by me. If you’re going to be leader of the free world maybe try to keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum or private times.

Jakdracula,
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