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JJROKCZ, in Watching Scott's Tots for the first time

Truly one of the most awkward television episodes of our time

eee, in The original Barbenheimer

omg lol

stick2urgunz88, in AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend after she broke my $200 plasma screen tv?
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Was she also running a candle business? If so, get outta there.

MisterMoo,
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Let's just say she has a zero dollars a year salary plus benefits.

MisterMoo, in BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!
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We must never acquiesce for it is together....

MisterMoo, in What are your thoughts on Michael telling Andy about Angela and Dwight's affair?
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I thought it was hilarious that he told them as he was leaving so he didn’t have to actually deal with it.

eating3645,

This, lol

MisterMoo, in Have you seen Ryan's hat? He looks so stupid, I can't breathe.
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It’s a fedora with safari flaps in the back!

Ggfunk,

It’s illegal for you to ask me that.

MisterMoo, in Is this Michael at his most honest?
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There's also when he tells Ryan "it's not the horniness; it's the loneliness."

BonesOfTheMoon, in AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend after she broke my $200 plasma screen tv?

No, clearly things aren’t going well, regardless, and you probably should end it.

MisterMoo,
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Your argument is good but hers is bigger.

BonesOfTheMoon,

What is a Dundee anyway?

MisterMoo,
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A Dundee is the thing that keeps you from hanging yourself due to lack of recognition.

LifeInOregon, in Was Jim rude not to provide any vegetarian options for Angela at his BBQ?
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If Angela told him when she was invited, he could maybe have made sure to provide something vegetarian, but when you have a unique dietary choice, it’s on you to communicate it.

I eat a keto diet. People who know me are usually pretty thoughtful to provide a low carb option when they have me over, but I don’t get angry with someone for not going out of their way to guess at my dietary choices.

And after Diwali, it becomes clear that Angela plays the vegetarian card to justify outrage even when it’s not justified.

MisterMoo,
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"It's all vegetarian."

🙄 "I'll just have some bread."

magnetosphere, in Very minor detail, but it's good to see Charles having a steel cup from Saticoy Steel.
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Ooh, good catch!

MisterMoo,
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African Americans have such a rich history of unusual names, don’t you think?

magnetosphere,
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Depends who you ask. To many, I (a white American guy) am the one with an unusual name!

magnetosphere, in I can't be the only one who hoped this would work out.
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I was as impressed as Dwight when she hit Angela’s forehead and said “Whack!”

MisterMoo,
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You are an impressive specimen.

magnetosphere,
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Why thank you.

RagingNerdoholic, in I can't be the only one who hoped this would work out.

I can’t believe Dwight didn’t go for it, she’s a straight up hottie

MisterMoo,
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She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.

RagingNerdoholic,

Sharp and flossy and talks too much?

MisterMoo, in How did Stanley not get fired for this?
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I guess a good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people.

MisterMoo, in I can't believe Phyllis would do such a thing. I'm with Angela on this one.
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"If that's flashing then lock me up."

MisterMoo, in Jan's daughter
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