I am offended at the image you chose for you post. I assure you, as someone who works in a large building, people do all sorts of crazy things when the fire alarm goes off!
Not to mention this was the best cold open in the entire series.
I like the one about sex with men! Something like “when I was young, I had lots of sex in muddy fields. A man might have slipped in there at some point”
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