Everybody has one throwaway line that cracks them up every time. What's yours?

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coys25, 10 months ago

“Ryan used me as an object.”

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MisterMoo, 10 months ago

Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash that would be amazing.

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coys25, 10 months ago

I will say, this showed up in my replies with no context and I was very confused until I remembered this post!

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MisterMoo, 10 months ago

Michael, staring at Kevin and Gabe from a distance: What the hell are they talking about?

Dwight: Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.

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Welcome to Dunder Mifflin!

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Home to the Scranton Branch.

This magazine is for fans of the US version of the TV show, The Office. The show ran from 2005-2013 but is way more popular today than it ever was when it aired. Join us as we discuss the show!

Rules

1) Be Civil
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

2) No spam/Low-effort posts
Keep posts directly related to TV show "The Office". Low effort posts will be removed, for examples and more info, click here. Memes/images from social media will also likely be removed as they're 99% reposts.

3) No piracy
Don't link to or request episodes hosted illegally online. This includes streams, torrents, cloud-hosted files, etc.

4) No politics
No posts related to politics. They always result in uncivil discussion and aren't welcome here. This includes posts mentioning/comparing something or someone from the show to a political figure, or anything you saw at a protest/strike/rally.

5) No account anniversary posts/asking for boosts
Perhaps it is your account's birthday. Nevertheless, posts calling attention to this fact are forbidden unless they are high-effort OC.

6) Image hosting
Images, GIFs, and Webms to be hosted on your local federated server, Imgur, gfycat, or giphy only.

7) Self-Promotion
The promotion of products or services whose sale benefits you, either directly or indirectly, is forbidden.

8) No Merchandise
Posts that are about items of merchandise ("look at this cool shirt", "I found this board game", "I made Cards Against The Office") are prohibited without prior mod approval.

9) No New Spoilers
Actors from The Office may feature in new media and franchises. Though it may be tempting to discuss their new roles, feeling like this is a safe community to do so: it isn't. This magazine is for The Office only. If you make a post or comment that spoils new content (within reason, like for a major franchise) in other "cinematic universes", the post will be removed, and you may receive a ban.

Guidelines

Reposts

Please do not repost. Frequent reposts will be removed, please search the sub before posting.

Recent reposts will also be removed. If you're posting a recent tweet/article/headline, it's probably already been submitted.
Stay relevant

Make sure your whole post is relevant to the show, not just the title or image. If you have to give it a The Office title to make it relevant, it's not worth posting.

Is your post low effort?

The following types of posts are low effort and will be removed:

Pictures of your TV screen (especially "are you still watching" netflix screens)
Photos of small wall-mounted TV screens
AI-generated scripts, scenes, quotes, etc.
Actors in other TV shows
IRL sightings of names related to the show.
George Foreman grills
Photos of Randall Park (Asian Jim) making a joke about how it's actually Jim
Screenshots of the show with nothing else added to them
Any post with an especially shitty title

This is not /m/UnexpectedOffice (which may or may not exist)

Screenshots of social media comments referencing the show should be posted elsewhere.

Bots

Bots and novelty accounts, as determined by the mods in their sole discretion, are subject to arbitrary bans.

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