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tox_solid, in No carrot theft on his watch 🥕
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That’s a weird looking pig.

besmtt, in Each year in Italy animals are moved to higher ground to graze but the lambs are too young to make the trip so are carried in special pouches worn by the donkeys.

too young?

robocall,

yes. I have a smooth brain.

guyrocket,
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I think you can edit your post...so your brain will be less smooth...

robocall,

thank you! I feel like I just earned a wrinkle!

guyrocket,
guyrocket avatar

You're welcome, wrinkle.

jopepa, in Brother Whiskers in Bolivia

All dogs go to heaven, why’s this one trying so hard?

Emanuel,

Atoning for past sins

jopepa,

We humans need as much help as we can get. Thank your local pets.

naevaTheRat,
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Saints pray for our redemption.

There is actually a heteretical dog saint btw. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Guinefort naturally a greyhound, the greatest of all hounds. Technically he’s a martyr so straight to heaven.

meleecrits, in Long-haul trucker
@meleecrits@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Toonces The Driving Cat!

guy_threepwood, in He looks so distinguished

Larry has outlasted five prime ministers and two monarchs at this point

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(cat)

ScampiLover,

Outlasted 4 and 1 - charles hasn’t died yet

Isakk86,

He had to count to 1 and failed. Give him a break.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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I guess Liz Truss technically counts, but she was outlasted by a head of lettuce with googly eyes.

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I need to give credit where it’s due, I’ll buy heads of iceberg and the shit outlasts the yellow american, cheese I get from time to time, and we all know what yellow american is made of (jk, I have no idea). Iceberg lettuce is just a survivor.

downpunxx, in He looks so distinguished
downpunxx avatar

cats can't obtain anything as they have no agency, they can only be bestowed upon, whether the cat accepts is a question that can't possibly be answered, but i'd expect not

MarmaladeMermaid,

He obtained it by being the veryverybestboi. Just like every cat.

theUnlikely,

While it’s true that cats may not have agency in the human sense—planning for the distant future or contemplating their existence—they do exhibit a form of agency within their capabilities. Cats make choices about their actions, like where to sleep or when to hunt, showing preferences and intentionality. They respond to their environments in complex ways, indicating a level of autonomous decision-making. So while their agency might be different from ours, it’s not accurate to say they have none at all.

Empricorn, in A mousekeeping expert

There’s a Free, Open-Source Software hotel!?

scytale,

Yeah but you have to set up your room yourself.

pufferfischerpulver,

No docker containers?!

XTornado,

Yes but under podman.

prayer,

Yeah but it’s in Iceland

zockerr, in Cat with a job

That ‘mrrp’ when they announce that the letter has been delivered 😍

kibiz0r, in Ducks on patrol

“Ducks on Patrol” sounds like a Kidz Bop version of Rage Against the Machine.

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m going to have that wah-wah guitar riff stuck in my head all day.

Come wit it now!

correcthorsedickbatterystaple,

quakawwquakquakawwwquakquakaww

spicytoast,

Definitely the Kidz Bop version of their song Bulls On Parade haha

comedy, in A capybara named Cheesecake works as a surrogate puppy mom at the Rocky Ridge Refuge in Arkansas
comedy avatar

That was a really good article. The Capybara and the refuge owner both deserve a lot of credit for their work with the puppies!

ickplant,
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Agreed, it’s a heartwarming read - a great reminder that good people and incredible animals exist.

Macallan, in No carrot theft on his watch 🥕

Officer Hops.

julesiecoolsie, in Therapy dogs

Dogs are dumb slaves

ickplant,
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Streetdog,

Like you’re the expert.

Chariotwheel,

Feeling edgy today, you comment history is entirely unsurprising.

BecomingTheFalcon, in Did someone call security?

security monitor

aeternum,

/m/angryupvote

Gamers_Mate,

Look at those claws they will mess you up. We have Goannas in Australia which I think are related to Monitor lizards that also have those really sharp claws.

Cleetus, in Employee of USPSPSPSPS

I never tire of seeing this hardworking creature.

ickplant, (edited )
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Hardworking and majestic.

SpezCanLigmaBalls, in Employee of USPSPSPSPS
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I ordered some treats for my cat but it was never delivered, would you happen to know where they went?

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