MentalEdge, (edited )
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Google Japan always pulls a joke about how they’ve developed a new better Google Japanese Keyboard.

So far there’s been a spoon you bend to different angles to select characters, and a giant keyboard key you wear as a hat and use by reaching up and spinning it to point in the cardinal direction of a given character, and then enter it by pressing the single giant key-hat thing.

It’s especially funny with Google being such a massive monolithic company, and there’s the Japanese branch just doing their own thing.

I also participate in the Titanfall modding scene, and each year for April fools the Northstar master server displays everything in uwu language.

Daze,

Thank you for sharing!! All of those Gboard videos are absolute gold lmfao

pineapplelover,

Windows is very clean and performs very well

PatMustard,
recapitated,

My kids mom made him a “cake”. It was actually meat loaf with dyed pink mashed potatoes instead of frosting.

Wiz,

The StreetComplete app for Open Street Map had its map cursor being a Nyan cat with a rainbow trail behind it.https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/de169be2-e292-414b-b91c-0c63613d3d1c.jpeg

Lolman228,

stab a child

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Co-op (British grocery store chain) posted this product announcement on their Facebook page, playing on the British predilection for enjoying horrible sandwiches.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/76762edb-982b-4ea7-bcd4-59e09d111952.jpeg

Even as a non-Brit, I thought it was reasonably clever, not to mention rather well made.

Sizzler,

It’s more to do with the fact a decent sandwich can’t be enjoyed without some chips in it. A fun joke.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Nope. Those zany Brits literally eat sandwiches with nothing but potato chips on them (except butter).

Not only that, but there are literally dozens of websites with recipes and instructions on how to make them (as if that required any sort of further explanation). Unless this is some sort of massive prank they’re playing on literally the entire rest of the world, I’m led to believe they actually do enjoy eating this.

PatMustard,

Nothing wrong with a crisp sandwich, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Just the thought of it alone makes me physically uncomfortable.

PatMustard,

I’m eating one right now. Imagine the crunch in your mind.

macrocarpa,

Mate you have to try it. It’s amazing.

If you want to step it up a both add vegemite. Legit off changing.

Sizzler,

I mean, with stuff is perfectly normal. On their own, yeah wtf.

treechicken,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

The folks over at !lightnovels have been weighing books all day which has been fun :P

noxy,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

savagegeese (car youtube) put out an outstanding and genuinely hilarious video about a convertible Nissan SUV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6vprgDHFw0

PraiseTheSoup,

20 minutes is way too long for a joke video.

noxy,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

worth it tho

Ragnarok314159,

My son (5 y/o) walked into my office and said “dad! I brought you something”. I assumed it was a piece of Easter candy because he had a hand behind his back. I asked him what did he have.

He turned around, let out a huge fart, and said “Fooled you!” Then he put on his cowboy hat and walked out of the room.

Yep, gottem.

Hawk,

Aha, Billy The Skid

EmoDuck,

Satisfactory’s developer Coffee Stain Studio made a Satisfactory Direct video

It’s under two minutes so it has a pretty good joke/time ratio

HeyJoe,

Sadly I feel like this tradition is drying up more and more each year. I remember like 10-15 years ago tons of sites did really big things for the day. I honestly forgot today was April 1st until I saw this post. I miss it.

Duallight,

Nothing online I’ve found is interesting. But I bought a pack of “Student Driver” magnets, and put it on my car enthusiast friends Porsche. Haven’t heard anything yet, so im hoping its still on. Might throw a new one on whenever I notice its gone.

higgsboson,

If left on, those things can scratch the paint. Dirt from the road works its way in. I had a friend who destroyed the paint job on his car with one. He had it on a pretty long time tho.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

Yes, I’ve been known to partake in some. Was sitting in the front seat of a bus, and the buses have a rule where, at all the train tracks, they’re supposed to briefly stop and open the bus doors to see if they hear any train coming before closing the door and driving onward again. The bus had stopped to do just that, and at that very moment, I played a train sound effect I had ready on my phone. The bus driver looks around and is weirded out by the “seeming invisible train”.

slazer2au,

Some absolute lunatic on Sysadmin made a joke about Broadcom purchasing Veeam.

No one should ever joke about being purchased by Broadcom after what they are doing to VMware.

Quexotic,

I switched jobs partly to avoid that BS. How much worse has it gotten since last year?

slazer2au,

I don’t deal with it directly. But brocade removing the free ESXi version and doing a 40-60% price increase will hurt a lot of places.

Quexotic,

Yeah, last I heard, the place I worked at was going to be priced out of their products, from ESXi hosts to Horizon to WorkSapce1. ALL the eggs were in that basket.

They’ll have to transition and retool for everything.

slazer2au,

I work for a F500 org that does billions in sales a month and Brocade couldn’t tell us if we were going to be invited to the new partner program. It was an absolute shitshow.

Makes me glad I only have to deal with Cisco and FortiNet.

Quexotic,

Definitely a shitshow. I have some contacts internally over there that have led me to believe that it’s as bad as it appears to be from the outside.

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