00:02:31 Marisha:“An important position.”
Matt and Robbie:"Missionary."
00:19:24 Laudna:“What’s harder: Expecting the worst, or being surprised?“
00:20:21 Ashton:”…The timing has always been wrong, and we’ve been going so crazily…” Nah breh. Just cuz your shards are from a couple (Emperor Rau’shan and Empress Ka’Mort) doesn’t mean this will work. Ashton has already tried to initiate intimacy and was declined politely more than once, so it’s lost the romance.
Plus it’s a bad idea SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THOSE SHARDS. How many times are we gonna see Ashton shoot his shot at the wrong hoop that is also loaded with explosives?
It shows little to no remorse for his previous betrayal now that he’s making his own big red buttons to press.
00:22:49 Taliesin:“When ‘No Game’ meets ‘No Game’ passing through the rye.”
Liam:"Ashton’s between a rock and a hard place!"
00:25:28 Fearne’s ultimate weakness, a cute creature beckoning her silently away from the group. You see this tiny gray sugar glider-like creature…
Ashley’s reaction is heavy breathing, she is well aware of the cuteness power level this being possesses.
Laura is pleasantly surprised watching this.
00:29:57 Robbie makes a bunch of funny faces communicating with Taliesin. Then he hears Ashley say “before going all the way in, trying to pull my ass” and another funny face.
00:30:55 Marisha:“It’s like she’s trying to get into old dresses.”
Laura:(grunts)
Marisha:“Just a minute!”
Laura:(grunts)
Marisha:“Zip it!”
Laura:"Just. Zip. It. Up!"
00:32:00 Fearne the Cockatiel heads into a gap in the city wall with Orym trailing behind.
00:34:05 Fan Art Moment Orym’s “Prince of Persia” moment using his acrobatic skill to scale the city wall.
00:36:42 Fan Art Moment Cockatiel Fearne chirping disapproval at the beckoning sugar glider in adorable miscommunication.
00:38:08 Papa Zathuda shows up
00:42:30 Zathuda:"Perhaps, indeed, my kin can still be the one to pass the Hallowed Cage and awaken it."
00:45:45 Taliesin:“You deserve it, Demand a pony.”
Ashley:"I really just want a pony."
00:47:24 Clutch Insight check gets the first whisper in a while
00:49:28 Mic Drop Moment Fearne:"It’s Calloway."
00:49:43 Travis:(mouthing)"What does it mean?!"
00:49:50 Zathuda:“Maybe it’s important for you to face your own demons before we can truly break through.” He reaches into his cloak and pulls forth this wicked-looking black iron hand mirror, with a handle on each side. He pulls it from the shadow and holds it out towards you (Fearne) You look in the reflection, and you see yourself looking back.
Ashley:“I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna…”
All:"Homina, homina, homina
Jersey FactsRalph Kramden would threaten the moon with Alice, but for Norton (Art Carney) the threatened destination was often Bayonne, New Jersey (as referenced in the recent 4-Sided Dive) and Gleason (who played Kramden) was a favored celebrity in the city, due to his mentions of the town in his performances.
00:51:46 Fan Art Moment Fearne’s reflection gives an evil grin and Matt catches the table with a solid jump scare as the image crawls out of the mirror.
00:52:59 Fearne flirts with her doppelgänger and finds out they want to take her place.
00:57:13 Liam:“I thought you said ‘Can I do a hentai with a short rest’.”
Ashley:"Yes I fuckin’ can! Give me 10 minutes!"
00:59:14 Fan Art Moment Dorian joins the pursuit in underpants and his flying boots.
01:09:42 Laura finds out that Matt has rolled a natural 20 with the Ruidus dice she gave him. “Fuck!”
Travis:“You did this! You did this!” makes Woman Yelling at a Cat meme face
01:10:47 Marisha’s mumble code
01:11:40 Marisha’s fan reads: "It was A HOT DOG!"
01:13:25 Fearne uses her evolved form at the risk of two more points of exhaustion on top of what she still has from not completing the long rest to follow a squirrel.
01:16:49 Voice Thief temporarily mutes Fearne.
Travis:“You can’t cast any spells?!”
Ashley:“Wi wubble compoment”
Travis:"It’s happening already!"
01:19:27 Matt:"Orym, you’re just watching them go to town on your flaming friend here."
01:20:05 Ashley and Laura have a miscommunication with the phrase "I smell you guys."
01:22:20 Ashley:“It goes boom-boom.”
Travis:"Woo! Muthafuckin Matt Mercer!"
01:22:53 Robbie:“Did you see the bloodlust in his eyes?! The excitement.”
Matt:"I’m just confirming."
01:24:32 Travis’ hype dance “Relentless. I fucking love this.”
Liam:“Snatch and grab. They’re about to throw a sack over her head and throw her in a van.”
Robbie:"I thought we were gonna take a nap and talk about our feelings."
01:27:14 Earthbind actually helps!
01:29:11 Fearne is knocked out and 2 death saves are failed on a second strike. Ashley makes an appropriate “oh shit” face.
01:31:28 Travis and Robbie bonding over Marisha’s Tea Pee Break
01:32:22 Ashley still affected by the Voice Thief spell somehow, even though Fearne has shrugged off the effect.
01:33:34 HDYWTDT
01:35:34 Robbie:“Does Mister throw his poops?”
Marisha:“He’s got a gun now.”
Robbie:“Excuse me?”
Matt:“Guess what he uses for ammunition for the gun?”
Robbie:“Poop?”
Matt:“Yes.”
Robbie:"Yaaay!"
01:36:15 Robbie:“That shit gun is gonna work so much better now.”
Ashley:"Yeah, NOW I’m gonna win!"
01:36:57 Fan Art Moment Wild West Mister
01:37:42 Zathuda and his cloaked fey dragon Gloamglut appear nearby.
01:39:04 Zathuda:"You are capable of greatness, Fearne. Why do you insist upon shackling yourself to lowborn sheep? Why do you cling to shreds of morality when your heart screams to be free and take what you wish?..Now I know what’s important to you. Perhaps I need to develop the next lesson…Ludinus’ Vanguard can fall to dust. Sammanar and their court legacy can crumble, for all I care. Let Zathuda blood become the devourer of gods. May you take what’s rightfully yours and cast to ash my disappointment in you. Embrace your essence. Step into your destiny. I’ll be watching."