SternburgExport, You got the wrong animal. I have two bunnies that just get excited when I get out of bed in the morning.
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Bunnies are just miniature horses anyway
PrivateNoob, Me dummy, me don’t understand.
Hideakikarate, Horse is pissed off you were late.
andrew, 
Just set his clock 5 minutes slow and he’ll never suspect a thing.
XEAL, In my limited knowledge:
ears down = horsey scared and bitey
BudgetBandit, Same limited knowledge. Ears backwards = not good for pets
ObviouslyNotBanana, Ears backwards = kicks are on the rise
ThrowawaySobriquet, Horses are cats that can stomp you to death. Source: worked in stables
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