guiguinofake,

Formula E is the best choice imo.

boatsnhos931,

If I pick white do I get a swastika on my face?

Godric,

Half of Africa is going to have “French” tattooed on their foreheads, and they’ll be even angrier for having a French symbol part of them.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

What was the symbol used for “none”?

nyoooom,

I guess you don’t get any symbol and are now considered as the morally superior group, which will then use it to gain power and proceed to oppress the others.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

I’d reckon it’d go the other way as they’d probably be in the minority.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I guess you don’t get any symbol and are now considered as the morally superior group, which will then use it to gain power and proceed to oppress the others.

Either that, or everyone with symbols would work together and gang up on you for not having a symbol.

funktion,

The unmarked will be slaves

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

The unmarked will be slaves

Before it came to that though they’d be able to put yellow :-) stickers on their foreheads, confuse everyone else, and make their escape while the others debate what to do.

Iapar,

Because they hate evey other race so they couldn’t decide before time was up.

aulin,

Immediately though of one of those races of dog or cow that’s been inbred to the point that their existence is torture already. I didn’t think of humans.

Thranduil,

I wonder what a street race symbol would look like

CRT,
@CRT@lemmy.world avatar

“FAMILY”

Chr0nos1,

I’m concerned about the amount of people in this post that aren’t just saying that None is the correct answer, but are instead trying to come up with a race to pick.

Darorad,

I think the premise of the question means none wouldn’t be an option, but yeah, entertaining it is weird.

desconectado,

It’s an option, but if “none” wins then there’s no shared knowledge of anything. The question really is, do you prefer to cause genocide but have new tech, or keep old tech with no genocide.

constantturtleaction,

None is specifically called out as being an option.

Darorad,

Nevermind, I’m just illiterate

LostWon,

I was once among a group of (fellow) university-educated expats, during a stint living abroad in the 2000s. While we were socializing, somebody asked everyone to say what group of people they would make disappear. (I can’t remember if it was kill/erase/nuke/remove from a map that was said, but a couple of variations along those lines.) People’s answers that day (and their insistence that I, too, should “jokingly” hate some group of people and want them to die) taught me a lot. On top of that, I also am part of one of the groups that was named (no, I am not mixed race-- it was just ignorance on the guy’s part that he not only thought I wasn’t part of the group but also that when I made a “joke” of what he said, he thought telling me that I didn’t seem like part of that group was supposed to make it better somehow).

wheeldawg,

This is just the beginning of what could be a great movie.

I don’t know what the actual direction the story goes based on this premise, but I wanna see it.

SchizoDenji,

The ending could be a great south park episodes.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I wonder what “none, fuck off” gets you?

SchizoDenji,

Heaven. That’s where the Mormons went.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’m sorry but if there’s one thing the Mormon church won’t do it’s say “none”

SchizoDenji,

It’s a joke from south park.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

You would like the movie Circle (2015)

wheeldawg,

I did like that movie. I saw it years ago, but every time I tried to describe it to someone I couldn’t think of the name. I can’t remember how it ended exactly, but I’ll probably throw it on when I go to my brother’s place.

We’ve been catching up with a lot of culture we missed out on due to being stuck in an overly religious household growing up. So we take time each (well most) Sundays to watch something we know Mom would hate. It’s therapeutic in a word kind of way.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly I’m surprised that studios have never bothered filming multiple endings and releasing them all into the theater chain so people would basically go see the same movie multiple times just to catch the different endings, and the studio getting more profits.

Dick_Justice,
@Dick_Justice@lemmy.world avatar

They did that with the movie Clue, showing different endings at different theaters. At the. Time, it pissed people off, and it got called a cash grab.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, ok.

CRT,
@CRT@lemmy.world avatar

Clue (1985) did exactly that

KermitLeFrog,

Mostly cost, a lot of movies already run on thin budgets and timelines, extra filming and editing from having multiple endings cuts into that

jcdenton,

Think of some weird african race that only has 500 members or something

VinnieFarsheds,

Village tribe ≠ race I guess but whatever

jcdenton,

Yes they are considered difference ethnicities

phx,

I’d try and convince them that politicians are a race…

ntma,

I’d vote for cumskins

daltotron,

“uhhhh I would just say none. uhhh I would just say the indie 500.”

Really? Not the british? Come on I thought this one would be easy

BluesF,

Just because you don’t like crumpets doesn’t mean there’s a need for genocide

nixcamic,

According to a DNA test I’m like 2% British, I don’t know what those genes control and I’m not gonna risk it.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

the british and french need to be in equilibrium. if the british are suddenly removed, the french will have no natural predators, and begin to breed uncontrollably

Burninator05,

Picking the British or French would probably be ok. We should be able to get a decent breeding program set up in zoos and start releasing them back into the wild within a couple of decades.

elscallr,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

There should be enough left in America to repopulate them within a few generations.

daltotron,

shit man as long as it’s with me that’s probably fine

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i need to study you

PowerGloveSoBad,

Yeah-- at worst, folks would say “I don’t agree, but I GET where you are coming from”

satans_crackpipe,

Human race 💪

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

we have a thinker

HawlSera,

Yeah I am not voting.

If they were really a benevolent species, they wouldn’t play this mind game to begin with.

Varan1,

They sound Abrahamic as fuck

hydrospanner,

Wouldn’t they?

Maybe shit like that is the kind of wake up call our species would need to finally get us on the path to a post-race society.

Maybe they know we need a bit of a nudge and they decided they’d be the one to give it to us.

HawlSera,

Look if Covid-19 wasn’t an effective enough wake up call, I don’t think anything will be.

Pretty sure this is just going to start off a race war

phx,

There’d be a 180° and people would start claiming that the political leaders were controlling the aliens rather than the other way around

gearheart,

This says more about humanity than the aliens.

Meowoem,

Well it might make perfect sense from their perspective, there might be a million alien species on the galactic council who all agree they don’t want to deal with a species that won’t purge at least one race.

It’s unlikely but possible, we have literally no way of knowing or really guessing anything about how an alien race or empire might think. They might be shocked and confused we don’t kill our enemies children, bemused that we ended slavery, disgusted that we don’t torture criminals for sport…

An even scarier thought is that we might agree with them in a hundred or thousand years, it seems impossible to imagine but to me it seems impossible to imagine slavery was ever a thing or that they put criminals heads on pikes for everyone to see.

themeatbridge,

If I had to choose a race to be eliminated to get the alien tech, I’d go with potato sack. Some people might miss it, but I feel like it’s time to let that one go.

Sigh_Bafanada,

Potato sack > 400m, change my view

BluesF,

Agree 100% I embarrassed myself thoroughly in the sack race as a child and would like all future examples banned.

JackbyDev,

I agree. The three legged race is too much of a classic. The feeling of flow state when you and your partner get moving quick is too good. Sack races never feel fun. Just painful.

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