drasticpotatoes,

This looks absolutely disgusting. If someone offered me this I would have trouble not laughing.

TheBlue22,

Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly

HootinNHollerin,

Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

cryostars,

Behind the Walmart dumpster*

HootinNHollerin,

Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster

Huschke,

… sick so he can’t leave you.

Hadriscus,

Salmonella ?

hungryphrog,

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

And it looks disgusting

lightnsfw,

Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.

BustinJiber,

If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?

JustMy2c,

Not if he ate the same stuff before as well

hungryphrog,

I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar
Aremel,

What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

The chef’s special sauce

bdonvr,

That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper

JustMy2c,

And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

At least here the chicken isn’t RAW

norgur,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

Bakkoda,

Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

CubbyTustard,

my grandma would make it in the big crab steaming pot, using beer for the liquid. The grownups would go crazy for it but I always found it grosssss as a child.

WhiteOakBayou,

Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.

TimewornTraveler,

hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂

hungryphrog,

At least that looks edible.

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you

AgentGrimstone,

This looks 10x better than the OP

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

Ookami38,

At least it has some color lol

Famko,

Do you keep him in prison?

vivadanang,

or a hospital… ugh

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

The basement evidently.

NegativeLookBehind,
NegativeLookBehind avatar

In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.

Introversion,

It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.

Dio,
@Dio@lemy.lol avatar

Well. You tried.

FunkyMonk,

yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

Agent641,

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

Thcdenton,

My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what men crave

HootinNHollerin,

Brawndo er Brodo

superfes,

Once again, I’m glad that I do most of the cooking…

Toes,

Raw chicken and vomit, wow

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