I am a 5 year old cop

Emerald, 5 months ago

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🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old

my 6 year-old: im a police

Son_of_dad, 5 months ago

I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

teft, 5 months ago

I want McDonalds.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/ce913447-e21c-47cf-88ab-0836247fff8c.jpeg

MonkCanatella, 5 months ago

lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp

sag, 5 months ago

Me or OC?

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe, 5 months ago

Probably OC, unless you edited the text.

sag, 5 months ago

I steal meme ;)

Son_of_dad, 5 months ago

Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

DessertStorms, 5 months ago

Not even for a free meal...

tegs_terry, 5 months ago

Is that common then, for cops to eat free?

Azzu, 5 months ago

I thought the joke went

My kid: shoots a brown person

ShitOnABrick, 5 months ago

I’m so proud of you son 🥹

baked_tea, 5 months ago

Its “shoots dog”

Azzu, 5 months ago

I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D