AngelJamie, “Ron DeSoytis isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Ron DeSoytis:
MashedPotatoJeff, This is the first time I’ve thought about Tucker in months. In a way I’m glad, because it reminded me that he’s not often in my life anymore, but if we could all just stop mentioning him until he fades completely that would be great.
IvanOverdrive, #3 because I love Mexican food and #1 because McCarthy loves to bottom. #8 is a close third.
WoahWoah, (edited ) 3 and 7 (or 9 depending on preference). Food and a blowjob sounds like a decent night.
NikkiDimes, As a programmer I read this as ((3 and 7) or 9), so I guess you’re only getting the blowjob.
jopepa, I bet they ordered terrible pizza and tacos, light sauce with extra American cheese and carne asada sub unseasoned beef, extra lettuce. So I’ll save the doorknobs.
Coasting0942, Sigh.
The youngest ones are still humans, even though I’d be happier with just saving the pizza.
vsh, 
2 and 3
Fedizen, Obviously George Santos and the tacos.
SpaceCadet, 
Of course you save the pizza and tacos. The others can save themselves by pulling themselves out by the bootstraps.
NewAgeOldPerson, O I would rescue two humans. No one knows I have them after right? RIGHT??
PeterPoopshit, Bruh
whoisearth, 
6 + 7 and hate fuck them both
Thteven, 
I’d skip the saving and just spend my time kicking Trump in the balls.
sploosh, I’d rescue pizza and tacos. If I could rescue three I would rescue pizza twice.
Wogi, If I could only save 9 things I would have so many tacos and pizzas
Everythingispenguins, But there are 4 tacos…
ColeSloth, At first I didn’t notice the tac9s and was worried if I’d get bitched at for choosing pizza twice.
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