gut pull
Art by me, after a typo by my friend.
Art by me, after a typo by my friend.
zqwzzle, (edited ) If you ever want to bullshit a junior, use the git man page generator
Shadowedcross, This kills the computer.
jjjalljs, i never tried it, but i like the idea of github.com/nvbn/thefuck for fixing mistakes in the terminal
mormegil, Beware the DWIM!
In one notorious incident, Warren added a DWIM feature to the command interpreter used at Xerox PARC. One day another hacker there typed
delete *$
to free up some disk space. (The editor there named backup files by appending $ to the original file name, so he was trying to delete any backup files left over from old editing sessions.) It happened that there weren’t any editor backup files, so DWIM helpfully reported *$ not found, assuming you meant ‘delete *’. It then started to delete all the files on the disk!
karmiclychee, Now do
puhs
lemmyng,
shitdown -h now
leaky_shower_thought, this reminded me of that feature with lots of articles about its usefulness:
ZILtoid1991, That would turn your desktop into a surgical bed.
lemmyseizethemeans, (edited ) [Dvorak has ontered thu chat]
neidu2, (edited ) My unitiol thaeght as woll.
lemmyseizethemeans, Love it sa much but hha keyboard has e tendegy to not autacorrchh
neidu2, Some
penquin, (edited ) I always type get and then get very mad when the terminal/powershell tell me how high I am.
lowleveldata, I accidentally typed “git gud” one time and Steam notified that I have completed all achievements of Dark Souls 1-3 at the same time (I don’t even own the games)
JackGreenEarth, That’s a joke, right?
RecluseRamble, Yes.
embed_me,
Thank you. Now I shall commence laughter.
Piatro, I’ve been programming for too long, my brain just autocorrected the typo so initially didn’t get the joke…
cook_pass_babtridge, I typed “git pish” and now my keyboard is soaked
ZILtoid1991, Be glad it was your keyboard getting it and not you…
victorz, My custom keyboard is freaking expensive – I’d throw myself in front of my piss to save my keyboard any day!
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