zqwzzle, (edited )

If you ever want to bullshit a junior, use the git man page generator

Shadowedcross,

This kills the computer.

jjjalljs,

i never tried it, but i like the idea of github.com/nvbn/thefuck for fixing mistakes in the terminal

mormegil,
@mormegil@programming.dev avatar

Beware the DWIM!

In one notorious incident, Warren added a DWIM feature to the command interpreter used at Xerox PARC. One day another hacker there typed delete *$ to free up some disk space. (The editor there named backup files by appending $ to the original file name, so he was trying to delete any backup files left over from old editing sessions.) It happened that there weren’t any editor backup files, so DWIM helpfully reported *$ not found, assuming you meant ‘delete *’. It then started to delete all the files on the disk!

www.catb.org/jargon/html/D/DWIM.html

karmiclychee,

Now do puhs

lemmyng,
@lemmyng@lemmy.ca avatar

shitdown -h now

leaky_shower_thought,

this reminded me of that feature with lots of articles about its usefulness:

gut bisect

ZILtoid1991,

That would turn your desktop into a surgical bed.

lemmyseizethemeans, (edited )

[Dvorak has ontered thu chat]

neidu2, (edited )

My unitiol thaeght as woll.

lemmyseizethemeans,

Love it sa much but hha keyboard has e tendegy to not autacorrchh

neidu2,

Some

penquin, (edited )

I always type get and then get very mad when the terminal/powershell tell me how high I am.

lowleveldata,

I accidentally typed “git gud” one time and Steam notified that I have completed all achievements of Dark Souls 1-3 at the same time (I don’t even own the games)

JackGreenEarth,

That’s a joke, right?

RecluseRamble,

Yes.

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Thank you. Now I shall commence laughter.

Piatro,

I’ve been programming for too long, my brain just autocorrected the typo so initially didn’t get the joke…

cook_pass_babtridge,
@cook_pass_babtridge@programming.dev avatar

I typed “git pish” and now my keyboard is soaked

ZILtoid1991,

Be glad it was your keyboard getting it and not you…

victorz,

My custom keyboard is freaking expensive – I’d throw myself in front of my piss to save my keyboard any day!

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