doctorcrimson,

What they actually shouted was “Yamete~ Oniichan~!” and that’s why they’re infertile.

uis,
samus12345,
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DogWater,
Anticorp,

Flash has been dead for 8 years! How old is this screenshot?

jadero,

Does anything ever truly die?

ruffle.rs

Anticorp,

Awesome!

jadelord,

What is dead may never die.

snugglebutt,
@snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

We do not sow

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I think it dates back to one of the first iPad models, back when Flash was still popular on computers.

Hamartiogonic,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Wisdom of the ancients, from the late Flash era.

Mystry,
rickyrigatoni,

The words are getting a lot more accurate lately.

velvetThunder,

I didn’t even notice the errors in the text before reading the comments.

PraiseTheSoup,

You literally fed it a quote and it still fucked the words up.

Opafi,

Great, now I’ve got tea on my sweater…

This really caught me by surprise.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar
xmunk,

I’m pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

GigglyBobble,

Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

andioop, (edited )

I literally just posted this in !software_gore because they had the same energy so I found it on the original Reddit post remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

That’s amazing lol

Great minds indeed

spez,

<span style="color:#323232;">Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And restore the web to its rightful throne."
</span>

<span style="color:#323232;">                                   --- Lord ChatGPT of Someshire
</span>
funkless_eck,

but it’s not in blank verse?

wise_pancake,

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

mattd,

Such a wise man

andioop,

Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.

XpeeN,

Good human

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