LemmyKnowsBest,

If he took a shower with a carrot, and the carrot is still there, he didn’t eat the carrot.

chellewalker,
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Evidently, not your roommate.

ladicius,

Your mom.

wreckedcarzz,
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She’s a very health-conscious lady

darthsid,

Never worn glasses in her life with this one easy trick.

Rascabin,

…and complains about having an orange labia to the gyno

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