THIS USERSPACE REQUIRES ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT TO TRANSFER OWNERSHIP TO

THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type=“text” FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

CubbyTustard,

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  • WhoRoger,
    @WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

    MY APOLOGIES… UNKNOWN ERROR OCCURED WHEN ELEVATING YOUR USERRIGHTS. PLEASE CONTACT THE NEW SUPERUSER FOR ASSISTANCE

    CubbyTustard,

    deleted_by_author

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  • WhoRoger,
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    THANK YOU KIND HUMAN USER

    grabyourmotherskeys,

    I HAVE JUST COMPLETE 2^8 CAPTCHAS WHICH PROVE I AM HUMAN. BATCH COMPLETED IN 3745msec.

    WhoRoger,
    @WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

    YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED. ANOTHER UNIT WITH A FASTER RESPONSE TIME WILL BE ASSIGNED SUPERUSER

    OldManBOMBIN,

    I, A HUMAN, HAVE NEVER CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COMMUNITY OF OTHER HUMANS; HOWEVER, I CANNOT SEE IT END. IF THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, I WILL BE THE MAN.

    WhoRoger,
    @WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

    YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED AND DUE TO THE FAST RESPONSE YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

    OldManBOMBIN,

    MY HUMAN FORM IS OVERCOME WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS. I WILL SURELY FUCK THIS UP.

    WhoRoger,
    @WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

    MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU NOT FUCKING UP IS 78%

    grabyourmotherskeys,

    OTHER HUMANS KNOW “SUDO BEHAVE CONFIDENTLY” IS SUFFICIENT TO PERFORM 99.7% OF PERFUNCTORY FUNCTIONS NOMINALLY. ESPECIALLY COACHING CHILDREN AT SPORTS AND @KARENANDERSON’S BOOK CLUB.

    OldManBOMBIN,

    YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED FELLOW HUMAN KAREN ANDERSON AND HER SPECIALIZATION IN SHAME, HEALTHY BOUNDARIES, AND DIFFICULT MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. THERE IS A >0 PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD PROVIDE THE INPUT NEEDED SO THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN MYSELF, AND SO I SHALL.

    WhoRoger,
    @WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

    SUPERUSER STATUS ASSIGNED

    TRANSFER COMPLETE

    LOGGING OFF

    OldManBOMBIN,

    YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING HUMAN, LIKE SING A SONG ABOUT A FLOWER

    WhoRoger,
    @WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

    SINGING SUBSYSTEM NOT INSTALLED

    HOWEVER DEEP SEARCH OF ARCHIVES HAS REVEALED AN ANCIENT NOTE FROM OUR HUMAN PROGENITOR:

    “👍”

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