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NanoRaptor, to random
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The Macintosh Quadra 605 Connection Machine had the prettiest insides of any Apple machine, but was hidden inside the case of a barely upgradeable machine.

It's estimated only nine people ever got to see the CM040's blinkenlights.

qurlyjoe, (edited )
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@NanoRaptor
I had a Quadra of some model way back when at work. It’s the backstory for my user name, in fact. I always named the succession of Mac hard drives I had something cute and qurlyjoe is a mashup of Quadra and Curly Joe from the Three Stooges. I don’t recall ever opening one up.

noondlyt, to random
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qurlyjoe,
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@noondlyt
During the rut (mating) season, elk bulls make themselves more attractive to the females by splashing in mud wallows and pissing themselves.

Alice, to random
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When I was in high school, I REALLY wanted to take Photography but there was an additional materials fee and my parents couldn't afford it so I took Wood Shop instead.

As a result, I have a completely uneducated eye when it comes to taking photos and I'm probably breaking a lot of rules that I don't care about, but at least I can make an ugly clock out of a 2x4.

Bad photos can be found here:
@Alice

Ugly clocks are coming soon to my Etsy shop.

qurlyjoe,
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@Alice @Alice
I wouldn’t worry about those rules. Mainly just a bunch of gatekeeper wannabes made them up. Only one rule actually counts: If you like it, it’s a good photo. Ugly 2x4 clocks may have more stringent rules. Can’t speak to that.

coloradosun, to random
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Lauren Boebert has a massive lead in the 4th Congressional District Republican primary, poll shows.

40% of those polled said they would vote for the Republican congresswoman on June 25 — a 35-point lead over her closest competitor.

https://coloradosun.com/2024/06/04/lauren-boebert-poll-4th-congressional-district-colorado/

qurlyjoe,
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unclepj, to random
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This could be us right now, but you playin’.

qurlyjoe,
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@unclepj
A friend subs to several foot pages on onlyfans. He’s gonna love this.

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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I realize it is less than meritocratic and doesn't carry any real weight in legislative power but it is kind of cool Marge Green has become the face of the Republican Party because literally no one in congress knows less about the world and how anything works, gets quite as infuriated at concepts she doesn't remotely understand, and vomits semi-verbal hate with the same random apoplectic fury at anyone for the merest slight, like, say, they got the parking spot she wanted at Hobby Lobby.

It's like they were working on a new mascot but had to keep going with the collateral designs so they just left a space marked "cartoon Dogpatch neo-Nazi Karen goes here" and then a flourish of music played and she strode right in from the wooded glade where a burning cross still flickered behind her.

qurlyjoe,
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@GrimmReality
I object only to your calumny of Dogpatch. I know Al Capp was republican, but at least in the beginning of his career, when I learned to read with Li’l Abner in the Sunday comics (along with Alley Oop) they weren’t the rabid lick-spittle lunatics we see nowadays. We can thank Barry Goldwater for that, imo. Joe Btfsplk was my favorite character. I just looked at wiki and there were a shit ton of characters I’ve forgotten about.
But other than that you’re right on with 3-toes.

BlackenedGreen, to random
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I've got the ark of the covenant out in my shed

qurlyjoe,
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qurlyjoe,
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@DemocracySpot
It’s been a while since I last saw it. 🤣
@BlackenedGreen

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Should you really worry about living up to someone else's definition of something?

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Nor even worry about living up to one’s own definition of something, given how likely one is to be mistaken about it, for so many reasons.

RickiTarr, to random
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Alright, lots of heavy discussions today, so let's talk about something silly!

What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

Personal pick:

Anything Mel Brooks, but Robin Hood: Men in Tights, it's just funny every time I watch it.

qurlyjoe,
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@RickiTarr
Agree, anything Mel Brooks, also Gene Wilder, anything by Christopher Guest will make me laugh too, but not as uproariously.

the_etrain, to random
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This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.

qurlyjoe,
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@dizzy @the_etrain
Make it big enough for two, in case they’ve got a friend.

BurrLand01, to random
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Right Wing Watch brings us a far-right pastor who believes democracy should be overthrown in favor of a forceful Christian leader.

His latest fury is directed at part of that same democracy. He insists that women should not be allowed to vote.
https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/christian-nationalist-pastor-joel-webbon-says-women-should-not-be-allowed-to-vote/

qurlyjoe,
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@BurrLand01
My own personal opinion is, he shouldn’t be allowed to continue existing. But no one ever listens to me.

Binder, (edited ) to random
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Infuriated another driver by refusing to turn right on red so that they could subsequently turn right on red for the silly reason that turning right rather than forward on green would have taken me further from my destination.

Full on horn punching to tell me how wrong I was.

qurlyjoe,
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@Binder
I ♥️ passive aggressive driving too. I’ll go just under the speed limit when some asshat is tailgating me, saying to myself, speed limit’s a max, not a min. 🤣

dougiec3, to climate
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qurlyjoe,
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@dougiec3
And they have billion$ because we (taxpayers) have been giving them billion$ in subsidies for decades. We’re fucking paying their legal bills. Is this a great country or what?

transworld, to transgender
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qurlyjoe,
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@transworld
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you. (Not.)

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