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Read this verbatim transcript and tell me whether it’s from an escaped mental patient or the GOP nominee for the President of the United States.

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. …

https://x.com/7veritas4/status/1799952335273103474?s=12&t=3d9pIKw692D3Dy-4Ms4pFA

rayckeith,
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"Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”"

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“I Love Getting Even.” - by Jay Kuo - The Status Kuo

"Each of the interviewers threw him a softball: If you’re elected, you won’t really seek revenge on your enemies by prosecuting them right? All that talk of “I am your retribution” was just braggadocio, right?

Not a chance. Given the opportunity to walk back his threats of revenge, Trump stood firm. In fact, he doubled down and explained why revenge against his opponents might be an unfortunate necessity, as if he reluctantly would be required to exact it against those who have sought to hold him to account.

The fact that many of Trump’s allies in the media are trying to get him to soften his position—and that Trump appears unwilling to do so—is telling. Do they really believe Trump is other than who he says he is? "
https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/i-love-getting-even

rayckeith,
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"Trump’s thirst for revenge now includes specific names, on a list that would rival Arya Stark’s in Game of Thrones. It now includes those who worked closely with him, including his former chief of staff John Kelly, his former attorney general Bill Barr, his former lawyer Ty Cobb, and retired former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley. And of course, it includes Joe Biden and his family, whom he would go after with the appointment of a Special Prosecutor.

"The job of making all this happen has been outsourced, said the Post, to the people behind Project 2025, which has produced a sprawling blueprint on how to systematically destroy American democracy and replace it with a Christian Nationalist, authoritarian government under Trump. The methods include executive orders, already drafted, that would deploy the military domestically under the Insurrection Act."

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rayckeith, to random
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The press is the problem | Salon.com

"If you’re going to admonish someone for being “rude” while defending someone spreading disinformation, then you’re the problem – not the guy calling out lies for being lies."
https://www.salon.com/2024/06/06/the-press-is-the-problem/

rayckeith,
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"Jon Stewart would have you believe we in the media believe there is “no such thing as reality,” and thus we promote “multiple realities.”

“We do not live in multiple realities,” Stewart explained.

He is correct about that, but he’s wrong about the media.

Meanwhile, other pundits tell us that the media and politicians are in bed together. That’s also wrong.

The truth is there is only one reality, most of the press has no idea what it is and are incapable of reporting on it."

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White Collar s3e2 "where there's a will" is funnier than the typical episode (of the ones I've seen).

I'd like to quote the best bits of dialog, but I want to finish watching it first.

rayckeith,
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I spoke with the Rolands.

You tell them about the map?

I wanted to wait for you.

  • You're going to see them?
  • Mm-hmm.

You're a little giddy.

  • I love puzzles.
  • I know you do.

I've seen the New York
puzzlethon trophies around the house, all three of them.

  • Four.

  • Oh, there's four?

  • Yeah.

How could I forget?

The overlaid wills form an image.

That's the sundial
in Le Monde garden.

We haven't done
one of those in years.

One of those treasure hunts?

Yep.

Told you it was a map.

I didn't say it wasn't.

rayckeith,
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What now?

Log these into evidence

and return them to the lawyers.

Mm-hmm, you're not
even a little bit curious

about solving this puzzle?

Of course I am, but,
you know, the assistant director

hasn't authorized
an FBI treasure-hunting unit.

Well, why don't we
drop by the park?

Just to make sure nothing
illicit is afoot at the sundial.

I can't. I have lunch with El.
But you can take a look.

  • You don't want to come?
  • Yes.

I could use your
astronomical puzzling expertise.

Oh.

No, I can't. I can't. I can't.

rayckeith,
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Fascinating.
The complexity.

These patterns must
have taken weeks to devise.

Ah.

Roland is like a copernican cross

between Dan Brown
and Scott Turow.

I think these numbers
are times of day.

That would be there.

Doesn't seem to point to anything.

Well, everything
points to something.

Did you just steal
that from my brain?

rayckeith,
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Honey, what does Neal want?

Nothing. Nothing.

He's on this... treasure hunt.

A real treasure hunt?

Yeah. An eccentric millionaire
left coded wills to his kids.

Boring.

Mm.

It's from Neal.

  • It is?
  • Yeah.

All right, he said he's "found
nothing obvious in the times,

but the sun won't shine

on the gnomon for
four more hours. Thoughts?"

You just happen to have
the will in your back pocket?

Yeah. "Be prepared." Eagle scout.

Of course.

All right, see,
there's this little flower

right next to the
first time on the will.

What do you think it means?

Well, it's a tulip, which
is symbolic for rebirth...

  • Yeah.
  • ...springtime, um --

That's it!

The angle of the sun is gonna be
different in the spring

rather than the winter
or the summer,

so the shadow on the sundial
is gonna be different.

They could re-create it
using a couple mirrors!

But that doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.

  • Honey.
  • What?

Do you want to grab some mirrors
and go play with Neal?

Yes!

rayckeith,
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Good to see you, Mrs. Suit.

I may have solved the sundial code.

There's a symbol for each
season next to the time.

Using these mirrors,

we can re-create the seasonal offset.

Ooh, a sextant.

It was a birthday gift
from my lovely wife --

Mwah! -- That she said
I'd never get a chance to use.

How did I not foresee this?

What's the first time?

  • 4:30.
  • In the spring.

Yeah, but not
the government-forced

daylight savings 4:30.

The real 4:30.

rayckeith,
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Mozzie...

two steps to your left.

Hold your arms up
as high as you can.

Is that a short joke?

It is now.

rayckeith,
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How are we communicating
with the kidnapper?

Website.

That takes some premeditation.

James got a call
to check this U.R.L.

It's streaming a live feed,

but it doesn't look like
she's aware of the camera.

She's in good spirits.

So most likely
she knows her kidnapper.

What are the demands?

It's on the website.

A "demand" tab. Look at that.

Welcome to the 21st century.

Guy's definitely tech-savvy.

rayckeith,
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  • Are you ready?
  • Yep.

If this doesn't work,
we blame the dog.

(it didn't work)

Bad dog!

rayckeith,
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Neal, somehow you managed
to make my dog
an accomplice to robbery.

rayckeith,
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This book is a forgery.

Brahe lived on an island.

He ran his own paper mill,
primarily from tulip-tree stock,

which has a very low
acetic content.

Look, the real manuscript
could be left

in a turkish bathhouse
without risk of harm.

The one from the planetarium

turned into a shrinky dink
the second it hit the air.

So Roland intended for you
to destroy this book.

Yes.

Whew.

rayckeith,
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Does this look like a compass rose?

I think it looks like
real-estate fraud.

  • I think so, too.
  • Yeah.
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