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emmreef

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Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head

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emmreef, to TaylorSwift
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Musicians have come after

for playing an old flute

for having a boyfriend and going to his football games

for making a country record

for supporting LGBTQ rights

Noticing a pattern here

emmreef, to random
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Getting skin cancer to own the libs

emmreef, to random
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Cool Ranch Doritos implies the existence of Warm Ranch Doritos

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Gameboys don't cry

#1980stechasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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All in all, you're just another brick phone in the wall


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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🥥🌞🌊 SUMMERTIME! 🌊🐚☀️

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🎵 Post songs that mention Summer along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

This song is about butt sex and so is Greased Lightning.

🍷 Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta - Summer Nights + Sandy’s Egg Cream🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta thinking about how Patrick McDermott (her once husband) faked his death only to be found later. Seriously look that shit up! Its insane.

emmreef, (edited )
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@flexghost

Drinking water...been doing yard work

https://youtu.be/kxGh6VGxuw0?si=HHZH8FSNgHkCyFJK

emmreef,
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@flexghost

It was either Sublime or Bananarama for my summer song

https://youtu.be/AEo_hR9n7ys?si=bUJrx2Ns7Z_FhZIb

emmreef, to random
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So far today my wife has...

Woke me up in the middle by accidentally playing a video on her phone with the volume all the way up.

Ate the chicken out of the lunch I packed for work today. So when I got to work, I was just left with a Tupperware dish of rice and vegetables.

Locked me out of the house while I was mowing and left to run an errand.

emmreef, to alexjones
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I wouldn't put it past to buy some of liquidated assets and give them back to him

emmreef, to random
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I just saw someone post that in honor of #pridemonth they were going to use Chick-fil-A napkins to clog up Hobby Lobby toilets.

I lost it.

emmreef, to Meme
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If you don't live in the Midwest, you don't know how true this is.

#trump #biden #meme

emmreef, to baseball
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"Tanking for Tennessee" is the 2024 slogan of the #chicagowhitesox

@baseball

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Cruelty towards animals (cats) - Alf

#comedytvormoviecharacterfelonies
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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All of them-The It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang

#comedytvormoviecharacterfelonies
#HashtagGames

flexghost, to random
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Caption this.

emmreef,
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@flexghost

When the gay frogs win

emmreef,
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@flexghost

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the Brain Force pills began to take hold

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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There's a spin-off show for Reno 911 & Brooklyn Nine-Nine called Omaha 1000


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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The audience in Cheers was made up of Alcoholic Anonymous groups


emmreef, to random
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#trump #uspol #maga

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emmreef, (edited ) to random
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Convicted felon playing convicted felon in tv

emmreef, (edited ) to twitter
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#elonmusk May 2024: Post pics of your family on #x #twitter, we're a family friendly version of #instagram

#ElonMusk today:

MattBinder, to random
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just two weeks ago Elon Musk told users to post their family photos on X instead of on Instagram, which he compared to a strip club

now:

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emmreef,
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@MattBinder

#x future business model

Oeneus, to random
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Oh no, her followers are mad at her.

emmreef,
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@Oeneus I wish I could find a screenshot of that person telling AOC "I hope you get primaried by a real socialist" while using a picture of AOC for their profile. It's probably like that with her replies.

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emmreef, to random
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Go for the jugular Joe... That jugular that looks like it has a vagina

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