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Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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Is there also a blue screen of taxes?

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update: the zed folks are working on updating the page at /eula — it predates their open source release.

https://x.com/katopz/status/1795687703700541611

https://hachyderm.io/@fasterthanlime/112514518353979917

onelson,
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@fasterthanlime I need to set aside some time to check out the beta Linux build.

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don't hear about blaseball as much as you used to

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Glorious (2022)

I needed a chaser after sitting through The Portrait (2023).

Glorious is really good. I typically shy away from Comedy/Horror but I thought this was a very effective one.

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@Sadsquatch @MaryHenry the 🐙 is voiced by J.K. Simmons, making it even more delightful.

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The Portrait (2023)

I have to put in some hours at work tonight, so I'm throwing this on while I eat. It's my pick tonight because I expect to not like it. The trailer looks REAL bad.

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@BeachsideReader Every movie is a miracle in my opinion. They all deserve to be watched, no matter the psychic toil they inflict on me.

ALSO, there are great lessons to be learned from bad works.

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@BeachsideReader this one is just not very good, as expected. Sometimes you just know.

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Today, I'm asking myself if I really need to use a thermometer to know if I am feverish or if I can go on vibes alone.

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Not sure I have a thermometer is the thing.

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99.6F

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@Sadsquatch I feel clammy but nothing else.

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I thiiiiink that all this email actually means is "Find My Device will now include bluetooth devices at their location last seen by an Android phone, which means that if your phone is disconnected from the Internet but Bluetooth is on then Find My Device can still find it if another Android device passes nearby (unless you disable this feature)".

But uhhhh wow Google used some pretty alarming language to describe it

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@mhoye @mcc this guy again

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Call me when ar lets me dropkick dinosaurs off of ledges

onelson,
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@unormal does it have to be AR or would you accept a chibi style 2d smash-like?

onelson,
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@unormal I can't help you

onelson,
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@unormal as you wish, but again I cannot help you. Wake up when I'm dead for all the good it'll do.

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Ahh, after a long holiday weekend of work and more work, I’m so looking forward to a nice, refreshing…workweek

💀

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@Sadsquatch if workweek is so great how come they never made workweek 2? Oh...

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me reading your posts

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@unormal I'm trying my best

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The Asylum made a movie called The Exorcists staring Doug Bradley (famous as Pinhead from Hellraiser) as a Priest doing exorcisms.

I don't know about you, but this sounds so fucking delightful to me. A demonic exorcism movie from the folks that made Shardnado?? Hell Yes.

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I imagine this movie to be the cinematic equivalent of a Dead Rising video game experience.

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The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead (2018)

It's a mermaid movie. Haven't seen one of these since Splash (1984).

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@Sadsquatch I can confirm the titular mermaid does indeed have a mouth full of jaggy tooths.

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@Sadsquatch They did a little origin flashback and it seems like this could be your life if

  1. a man says they love you
  2. they then turn around to marry another woman
  3. you interrupt their wedding, screaming, smashing several mirrors
  4. you murder the bride-to-be with mirror fragments
  5. run away and jump in a lake

It's only 5 steps. Easy enough.

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@Sadsquatch couch to mermaid

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My earliest memory of Superman was assuming that the cape must enable his ability to fly, because otherwise why the heck would he wear such a stupid looking thing.

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@nyquildotorg this and many more random bits of UK TV are stuck in my subconscious, I guess.

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