Trump backers say he shares their Christian faith and values
We’re not going to be able to fix these people. The only hope we have is to outlast them.
collapse_already, They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until we are dead!
Zerush, 
ramenshaman, to*
Sam_Bass, Then the christian faith and values are evil
PumpkinEscobar, That sounds exactly right. Air quotes around Christian.
acosmichippo, 
WWTD
tsonfeir, 
I really just want to start a church and bleed these gullible morons dry.
HootinNHollerin, The government will even reward you for doing so by waiving taxes
pingveno, Plenty have.
Anticorp, They spent centuries warning people about the antichrist, and then when he finally showed up, they worshipped him.
BrokenGlepnir, I think that’s part of the prophecy though. People just don’t like thinking they may be the ones in the wrong, or that the evil applies to them.
ganksy, 
I have to argue he pretty much exemplifies their Christian faith and values… morally corrupt, cherry picked and/or non-existant
GlassHalfHopeful, 
🤣 Thanks. I needed the laugh this morning. This is a great SNL skit.
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Wait. What?
😦
HeartyBeast, 
…adding that they’re not too sure about this Jesus bloke though. He seems dangerously woke
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I heard he was a Jew.
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