SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How about thirty-four times?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

So the Republican nominee is a thirty-four time convicted felon?

I guess I can be president too someday.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The U.S. Constitution states that the president must:

  • Be a natural-born citizen of the United States.
  • Be at least 35 years old.
  • Have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Never in the history of history has a single man been put through as many trials as Trump.

Jesus came twice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

“Want a nude of Drake’s girlfriend?”

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ah, they are the RFK Jr voters I keep hearing about.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I say we give the billionaires Elmer’s glue, q-tips and toilet paper rolls and whoever gets to the Titanic wins a prize.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m okay with watching them swim six hundred and ninety kilometres to shore.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Please stop, I’ve been shitting my pants for two days straight now and I need a break.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Were we right?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I can’t wait for Chris Pratt to be voicing Steve.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Bill Murray, if he likes the director.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Whack him off?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Pant shitting intensifies.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’ll be your huckleberry.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

In this glorious day we’re all shitting in my pants.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s not a sacrifice.

It’s more of a fetish.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

History shall not be censored!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I 'member the Cold War with immigrants when we all almost nuked each other.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Are you voting for Bobby Jr, Cornel or Jill?

Because Bobby’s the only one who might get 5%. Would that be saying you are okay with his policies?

What are you going to do in the next election cycle to make sure the nominees align closer to your values?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Dr. Cornel West or Claudia de lacruz. I would vote for Jill Stein

Are any of those polling over 1%?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No, I asked if any of them are polling over 5%.

It’s a question with an answer, just maybe not an answer you would like.

So do you want to answer the question or do you want to deflect from the answer?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I obviously hit the wrong number but you still can’t answer the question.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My mom’s so slow it took her nine months to make one of those.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Damn.

My mom’s slow but she got it.

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