Why can't you tell jokes about retired people?
Because none of them work.
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Because none of them work.
A can’t opener.
Keep pushing its buttons.
He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.
…
Kirk: I’m having trouble hearing lately. Bones: Can you describe the symptoms? Kirk: Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.
Clint eats wood.
Now I stand corrected.
Now it’s a wrecked angle.
My, how the tables have returned!
A small medium at large.
“Quit stalking me!”
… I think it was Farmer Geddon.
I don’t know what they were laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
It’s a little meteor.
Lemon aid.
Because everyone kneads it.
Now I tell Yo-Yo Ma jokes, which are much classier.
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay gulls.
Elemen-tree school.
A waist of time.
They’re far too dense
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