What the Shoigu doin?

remotelove, 17 days ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

GBU_28, 17 days ago

Dead man walking

remotelove, 17 days ago

He will be fine as long as he stays far away from any windows, cups of tea, moving vehicles, suspicious looking umbrellas, boats, planes or anything soft and furry.

verity_kindle, 17 days ago

Or trains. He’s luggage rack sized, he could be squished into a handbag until no longer convenient. Or tossed out. I saw it in a British documentary.

AnomalousBit, 17 days ago

Dude always looks like they poisoned him 10 years ago and give him the antidote everyday as long as he shows up to play Command and Conquer: Red Alert. (Hint: he’s always getting his ass kicked)

chaotic_disorganizer, 17 days ago

“Wait… I thought I was taking a class in defensing?” “No, no, my friend. It’s defenestration!”

Fapper_McFapper, 17 days ago

About to drink some tea I presume.