Burn_The_Right, (edited )

Let’s see…

  • No foreign diplomacy experience? CHECK
  • Sociopathic, narcissistic compulsive liar? CHECK
  • Deep need to harm the vulnerable? CHECK

This woman is obviously conservative president material. Beware. She really could turn all this attention into a career launchpad.

clutchtwopointzero,

You forgot:

  • Has shot a dog or other pet to death?
mercano,
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When asked, she said she doesn’t discuss her interactions with foreign leaders. The subtext is it’s because she never had any.

ostyello,

The best way to get over trauma is to go through even more trauma, geometry dash lite

Drusas,

Noem claims in her book that she cancelled a planned meeting between her and Macron in November after she accused him of making “pro-Hamas” comments.

“While in Paris, I was slated to meet with French president Emmanuel Macron,” Noem wrote. “However, the day before we were to meet, he made what I considered a very pro-Hamas and anti-Israel comment to the press. So I decided to cancel.”

Yet a French official told the outlet there is no record of a scheduled meeting with Noem – nor had they invited her.

Her book just deliciously shows how fucked up she is as a person and as a candidate. Please, give us more.

Plopp,

Please, give us more.

You sure about that? It’ll only increase her chances of getting voted into office.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

– nor had they invited her.

and why the fuck would they?

Viking_Hippie,

Maybe some kind of Carrie-like situation where they elevate her in order to more effectively mock her?

Mastengwe,

I’m shocked I tell you…. SHOCKED.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

At this point, are we sure she even HAD a dog?

numbermess,
numbermess avatar

The dog's name was spelled CRICKET, but was pronounced KIM JONG UN. So she did technically meet and stare him down before gibbing his North Korean puppy ass in the Noem family gravel pit.

jeffw,

The dog part is like the only thing that seems to be fact checked so far lol

Drusas,

And the goat. Once she killed that dog, she just couldn't stop herself.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Well, the goat was at the gravel pit too, clearly she was silencing a witness.

Riccosuave,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

She popped her berserker rage cooldown, and decided it was time to unleash her lifelong desire to harm small animals for fun.

I would not be surprises if the next plot twist in her psycopath story arc was her secretly being a serial killer.

CharlesDarwin,
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Yeah, but that’s just rural livin’ in Reel Murica! You elitists just don’t understand!

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

…I still wonder if her version of it is the full story.

thefartographer,

She definitely did, but you wouldn’t know him. He went to a different kennel. In Canada…

billiam0202,

Hell, at this point I’m willing to believe “shoot your dog Cricket at the gravel pit” is some stupid Republican aphorism for “flew to a blue state to have an abortion.”

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