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Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Assman,
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Real life Tom Bombadil

Assman,
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Weird time to cop a feel

Assman,
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  1. You don’t need to put literally anything on the avocado whatsoever, no sticker or anything.
  2. Are you seriously trying to say that building a bunch of fucking lasers and modifying assembly lines would be less wasteful that a tiny label which, by the way, does not need to be made of plastic.

This is a pointless, wasteful novelty

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This is sounding kinda sexy

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Three’s company 😏

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Best we can do is nothing

Assman,
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Cheese bro charged in Wisconsin? Ironic.

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It’s the scatman

Assman,
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I got to touch a jellyfish at an aquarium recently. It felt like a breast implant.

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“children bad”

  • former child
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That was way worse actually, 2/3 of them were US citizens

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You’re literally describing a cell phone which can play both of the games you mentioned

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She thinks it’s bad

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The first Ukrainian f16 pilots just finished training last week, so there wouldn’t have been any point in delivering them until now

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Absolutely not

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Greedy and deep-digging dwarves

Assman,
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You don’t want your last meal to be mozzarella sticks?

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If the vikings had found this they would have freaked the fuck out

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By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings.

Assman, (edited )
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? is my favorite movie

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Yeah, forced myself through it back when the film first came out. I’m glad to have read it but I’ll take the American south version any day lol

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Flamin hot cheeto cat

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Gandass? Yes, I was called that once.

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No condiments for the next baby (okay maybe mayo but come on)

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I feel like you don’t know what a viking is.

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