I'll never apologize for calling the letter z "zed." zee is a joke. no dignity there. it's the sound a hipster bee would make if he was stoned and trying to be cool
Personally I think we should go back to making beautiful hair accessories that have little swords hidden in them. I could have used this twice yesterday
Father's Day is coming up and my advice for gift giving is: BINOCULARS. And I'm not kidding at all. Versions available for every budget and everybody loves them. Concerts, stargazing, lying in the grass and looking at bugs. I've bought them for people aged 3 to 89 and they were always a hit 🙂
Stocking up for summer 2024: sunscreen, bathing suit, beach read, basic necessities for families who will need to stay with me like they did in 2023 because forest fires destroyed their homes, popsicles,
If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would get my mom to write back to them & tell them to leave me alone
you think having a teen in your kitchen will be like having a large child in there but in fact it's more like dealing with 3-5 perpetually hungry and rabid raccoons who can say "hello mother" so snidely it makes you cry
