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AdaraAstin

@AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com

The Voice of Your Dreams: Award Winning Audiobook Narrator

Narrating Erotica as Adara Astin & Romance as Eden Cavell

https://justmytoots.com/@AdaraAstin@Smutlandia.com

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AdaraAstin, to random
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I was talking about relationship advice articles with a friend tonight, and I feel like they generally miss the most crucial detail:

Start with someone who is broadly compatible who wants to be in a relationship with you and vice versa.

AdaraAstin, to movies
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A friend mentioned they had never seen the Canal+ commercial for March of the Penguins, aka "La Marche de l'Empereur" (literally: "The March of the Emperor).

I looked it up for my friend, so I'm sharing it here, too. xo

The Canal+ commercial for the film March of the Penguins. (I'm wiped out, so if someone would care to add better alt text in the comments, I will edit the post to add it here.)

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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Currently listening: Crosby, Stills and Nash, Helplessly Hoping

Those harmonies, my god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyquqw6GeXk

AdaraAstin,
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Crosby, Stills & Nash (and/or Young) fans:

  1. What is your favorite CSN/Y song and why do you love tha one?

  2. Which song would you pick to introduce a friend to CSN/Y?

AdaraAstin,
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@smellsofbikes Superb choice.

AdaraAstin,
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@monkeysmut Great recommendations. Thank you.

AdaraAstin, to random
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It feels like forever since a new Maxi Iglesias show dropped on Netflix.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Monger Games
(iron and fish and that)

AdaraAstin,
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@TheBreadmonkey War-, Fear- and Hate- will not be participating as they were long ago kicked out of the league for all the obvious reasons.

AdaraAstin, to random
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"Amor vincit omnia, et nos cedamus amori.”

"Love conquers all things, so we too shall yield to love.”

Virgil

glitterfizz, to random
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telecoitus interruptus

AdaraAstin,
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@glitterfizz "Not now, Ma Bell!"

AdaraAstin, to random
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It is incredibly sexy when a man will take no for an answer: graciously, kindly, easily.

Guys, you clearly have no idea what a big green flag this is, so I'm letting you know. 💋

AdaraAstin,
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@gocu54 I can help.

If you ask a question from a place of desperation, the "wrong" answer is going to hurt. If you ask a question from a place of respecting other people's needs and boundaries, and wanting an honest answer that works for all parties, that creates more space to graciously accept whatever answer you receive.

AdaraAstin,
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@gocu54 Absolutely any context. Recognizing the autonomy, boundaries and agency of other people is always good.

Trenton_Hoshiko, to random
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I hope you have a nice day. It is a simple hope, but with even small joys around us, I think it is possible.

AdaraAstin,
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@Trenton_Hoshiko I hope your day lightens, Trenton.

AdaraAstin,
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@Trenton_Hoshiko Yay!

monster_mistress, to random
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Great (but late 😅) news! Maintenance has been successful as of yesterday! I admittedly lost track of time thanking @the_yeti for his help https://smutlandia.com/

AdaraAstin,
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@monster_mistress @the_yeti Thank you both for taking care of us and making this great home available.

falcennial, to random
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I've done it. I've made the best pasta sauce of my life. tastebuds are in a happy little frenzy, so am I

AdaraAstin,
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@falcennial What kind???

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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A random question for anyone who watches Turkish dramas:

If you could cast a current Turkish actor to play Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice, who would you pick?

(Is there a hashtag for Turkish dramas? I have no idea.)

@romancelandia

AdaraAstin,
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@grrrr_shark Intersection, Season One, Netflix. Ibrahim Çelikkol is the wounded, brooding love interest.

https://www.justwatch.com/ch/Serie/Koerdueguem

(But skip season 2, it goes off the rails)

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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Re: the last boost

Is someone working on a global low/no-covid specific dating app?

Because if god willing there is ever a world where it's safe for me to leave the house again, I would really like to meet people who are:

  • systems thinkers
  • in solidarity with those who have less economic power
  • fighting eugenics and ableism
  • able to resist peer pressure
  • resolved in their convictions
  • thinking for the long term

Truly, I can think of nothing sexier and I mean that with my whole heart.

AdaraAstin,
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Update II: I took a look, and I would not recommend the website at this time.

I want to love it. But there is no About page or indication of who is behind it, no privacy policy, no statement about what they are doing with user data, and no way to contact the creators of the site.

Right now, regardless of the creators' intentions, it looks like a data harvesting scheme.

I hope they address those issues and turn it into a good and safe app that respects users' privacy and safety.

AdaraAstin, (edited )
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@mekki @prettyhuman That's great news. Thank you for the update, Mekki.

I hope they also create a straight-up contact form.

(If they create a Virtual Location a la Feeld, I'll love them forever.

I really wish them well with it.

josephthomas, to random
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Vulnerable post: about a month ago I got a hair system (modern vernacular for toupees or wigs for men). I was SO nervous how other people would judge me, but I lost my hair in my early 20’s and before that my biological hair was coarse and really difficult to deal with. I’ve been bald or nearly bald for ~20 years.

I was so over-the-moon THRILLED with how I looked! Like more confidence than I’ve had in the last 40 years (predicated on the assumption I wasn’t a very confident infant).

Even though he was supportive leading up to the big day, when I came home from from the barber that day my husband laughed in my face said I was ridiculous and looked like a little boy. Soul crushing shit.

Yesterday, I went to a in person work meeting (PI planning - LOTS of people) one of the product managers RAN up to me gave me a huge hug and she said I looked amazing and she wanted to know all about it. Her kindness nearly made me cry in a ballroom full of 300+ people.

There’s no real moral here. Just be fucking nice to people. A little bit goes a long way.

AdaraAstin, (edited )
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@josephthomas We all deserve to feel good about our bodies and outward appearance. Good for you for giving something new a try.

Partners can be really threatened by change. I hope your husband processes his feelings himself and comes around to this confident, gorgeous new you.

I'm right there with you on active kindness: everyone deserves love, support and validation.

AdaraAstin,
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@josephthomas It's still visible to me from my instance:

https://smutlandia.com/@josephthomas@beige.party/112365848562363766

AdaraAstin,
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@josephthomas (None of us are!)

josephthomas, to random
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Why has nobody told me how gullible Gen Z is?

I just convinced one of my employees that the domain .BIZ belonged to the Byzantine Empire.

AdaraAstin,
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@josephthomas I snort-laughed at this loudly.

AdaraAstin, to spanish
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My Duolingo Spanish lesson tonight taught me how to say, "I can make a solider happy" and...

I can't stop laughing.

It's always good to learn helpful phrases. Gracias, Duo.

AdaraAstin,
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@prettyhuman I read an article several years back about how that phrase was a Hollywood invention and was never organically a thing. I don't have the source at hand, but if I find it again, I'll share it.

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