Godric

@Godric@lemmy.world

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Godric,

I can’t believe Netanyahu would disobey his God-King Joe Biden!

America is an imperial power, why isn’t their middle eastern colony listening??

Godric,

Most reasonable people would regard a judge a defendant appointed as corrupt.

Others might suspect a judge that ruled in favor of the defendant who was unanimously overruled on appeal as unfit.

What do you think of Judge Cannon?

Godric, (edited )

A better headline, not written by an asshole:

“Tourist brings wrong lunch, fined $9,000 for pork combo”

Godric,

Since OP neglected to credit the artist:

existentialcomics.com

Great comics about the depressed philandering cokeheads who shaped much of modern philosophy!

Godric,

Huh I guess you can’t just assume what type of person someone is based upon appearances, who could’ve guessed

Godric,

Yes, you make good points, but still Ukraine is not winning.

Propaganda and deception are vitally important in any war.

It is strategically important for Ukraine to have the world think they will win, otherwise other countries are less likely to assist at all.

Is this rephrasal more palatable?

Godric,

I NEED A HERO

I’m holding out for a hero to tell me what’s right

They’ve gotta be strong, and they be gotta be left

And they’ve gotta be ready to the fight

I NEED A HERO

I’m holding out for a hero 'til the election light

They gotta be left, and they gotta be right

And they gotta be larger than life

I NEED A HERO

OR ELSE I ALLOW THE RIGHT

Godric,

Charisma has never been making the most intelligent, reasoned argument and therefore winning. That’s Logic.

Charisma is just convincing people to agree with you.

Trump the definition of an Ivory Tower billionaire godless criminal.

Trailer parkers don’t vote Trump because they love tax cut for billionaires while they live on the welfare he vows to cut. They vote Trump because he yees their haws, and vice versa.

Godric,

Also, I’m damn sad that satire is dead. Who ever might imagine that someone isn’t 100% EARNEST ON THE INNERNET???

Godric,

@MisterFrog

Dave buddy, take the post down, you’ve doxxed yourself

Godric,

How many downloads does it take to equal the cost of making a disk, burning it, shipping it, and having it sit on store shelves?

Godric,

No, you don’t understand, they’re EVIL and must be planning to starve the world

Godric,

Pushes up Glasses

“Best not try your luck…”

Godric,

Yeah, it’s very lucky when infection hits 100 while Immunity is at 99.7, it’s much safer to amputate or stick them in cryo while you trade or kill for glitterworld meds

Godric,

!!! Is that actually how it works? Time to make my 0 med miner/constructor a doc and force them to try surgery on a human instead of a rock

Godric,

Marine Le Pen’s RN tops French polls just two over weeks away from the EU election and is tipped to comfortably beat President Emmanuel Macron’s centrist coalition.

Well ain’t that just comfy

Godric,

SHOOT EM BROTHER!!1!!

AND THAN CRANK YOR HOG ON YOURSELF’S DEAD BODY!!!11!!!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPOOKOOKOOOO!!!

Godric,

Drink leaded water, like the romans do

Godric,

Wait, you can learn whistling? I only can do a high pitched gym-teacher sounding whistle, which was very entertaining in gym class, but has since fallen off hard

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