Hossenfeffer

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Hossenfeffer,

It means Rishi Sunak fucked off from the D-Day memorial to do an interview with ITV and we should let that influence our vote when the general election happens. The suggestion is that he is an unpatriotic coward. He’s a fucking idiot (and so are his team for allowing the clash to happen) but I don’t know that he’s a coward.

Hossenfeffer,

Felonious Trump has a nice ring to it.

Hossenfeffer,

I was thinking more like a jazz trombonist.

Hossenfeffer,

What else could he play with those tiny hands?

Hossenfeffer,

With the £2,000 tax increase, it doesn’t matter if it’s true, all that matters is that it’s repeated enough. People will believe it.

The Sunak v Starmer debate is appalling

Sunak comes across like the prat he is. “Labor will raise taxes by £2,000 for everybody” regardless of the question. Talking over all the time, not listening to the moderator. Appalling creature. Starmer sympathises a lot with people asking questions without answering them. Skating around or just plainly ignoring questions...

Hossenfeffer,

Not watching any of it. I already know what they’re going to say and it would just make me cross.

Hossenfeffer,

It’s not gay if there are no ladies present, right?

Hossenfeffer,

Someone with greater artistic talent than me should apply whatever filters or wotnot to make it look in the style of the Dutch Golden Age paintings: Rembrandt or Vermeer or one of those lads.

Hossenfeffer,

We’ve got loads of culture, it’s just that the rest of the world has appropriated it and no longer recognises it as ours.

E.g. the suit. George Bryan “Beau” Brummell is responsible for that (he died ‘shabby and insane’ in France, perfectly British). It could easily have gone a different way and we’d all be wearing lederhosen to work, weddings, and funerals, but there you go.

Hossenfeffer, (edited )

Pepperidge Farm remembers is buried in shit.

Hossenfeffer,

How the hell did they down the plane?

Crab to air missile. Standard.

Or know she was coming?

Craydar

Too many questions.

Are you shore? Don’t clam up, I shrimplore you: ask away and I shell try to answer them all.

Hossenfeffer,

I go with quilted. Not artisinal, hand-crafted, 8-ply quilted with a 3000 thread count of Egyptian cotton, but… heh… wait for it… bog standard supermarket own brand quilted. See what I did there? No? I’ll let myself out.

Hossenfeffer, (edited )

I think it sends the intended message: “The UK is open for business and we’re cutting regulation 'cos we don’t give a fuck!”

Hossenfeffer,

Woo-hoo, I’m a youngster (in this deomgraphic)!

Hossenfeffer, (edited )

Tomb Raider on OG PlayStation.

I remember walking around after pretty much a solid day of playing and just seeing buildings in terms of which ones Lara / I could climb.

Hossenfeffer,

I, for one, welcome our new, tolerant, Viking overlords.

Hossenfeffer,

It’s £50 off your next suitcase bonanza!

Hossenfeffer,

uphill versions of the race

Oh, my knees!

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