Jimmyeatsausage

Jimmyeatsausage, 20 days ago

AI isn’t giving the right misinformation

Jimmyeatsausage, 17 days ago

That’s…not what gills are for.

Jimmyeatsausage, 18 days ago

There’s a pretty big gap “making it on the news to raise awareness for your cause” and “mastabatory shitposting on social media”

dude isn’t sneaking video evidence of wrongdoing out of a factory farm… just photoshopping bad dentures on sharks.

I agree that any movement needs both friendly and provocative advocacy to affect change, but the only thing these types of posts accomplish is helping OP feel superior.

Jimmyeatsausage, 20 days ago

Same here. It’s good for writing your basic unit tests, and the explain feature is useful getting for getting your head wrapped around complex syntax, especially as bad as searching for useful documentation has gotten on Google and ddg.

Jimmyeatsausage, 17 days ago

I would shame watch that

Jimmyeatsausage, 15 days ago

Well, that comparison in no way minimizes the trauma of slavery.

Jimmyeatsausage, 17 days ago

I’m not smart enough regarding macroeconomics to know the right answer, but I feel like there has to be a solution that makes home ownership affordable for new entrants into the market without causing the value of existing homes to tank so hard and fast that we end up with a 2008-style crash again. I’m pretty confident that getting large-scale corporate investment out of the picture is part of the solution, and I don’t care if the method involved there hurts the corpos pretty bad. Maybe an oppressive rent-control scheme that makes keeping the properties untenable for corporate owners, forcing them to want to sell as fast (and therefore as cheaply) as they can. I don’t know what zoning laws are like in Canada (compared to here in the US), but I think merging zoning for low- and mid-density residential such that suburban NIMBYs can’t block multi-family units from being build is another necessary step. As far as everyday folks who bought into the housing system, I’d like to see them as protected from the fallout as possible, especially since (at least the US) government has been all-too-happy to let home ownership replace pensions as the primary way people are “supposed” to retire.

Jimmyeatsausage, 18 days ago

This is pure pedantry, but the e-bike was actually invented sometime between 1895 and 1987 (depending on the source).

They definitely weren’t popular until the 21st century, but the idea’s been around a long time (just like electric cars).

Jimmyeatsausage, 17 days ago

Can’t leave until we fix this one. Quantum Leap rules.

Jimmyeatsausage, 11 days ago

Mmm garlic milk ಠ_ಠ

Jimmyeatsausage, 20 days ago

Role a d20 and d4. If the d20 result is less than the caster’s wisdom saving throw, collect <d4 result> lemonade (healing item). Otherwise, the caster must pass a constitution saving throw or become blinded and silenced from lemon juice in the face and mouth.

Jimmyeatsausage, 20 days ago

How science of everyone

For 50 years, science has been telling us that we’re well and truly fucked if we don’t do something about climate change. We didn’t. I don’t think the species is gonna die out (thought millions of other species will and are). You’re talking like we’re gonna be building a Dyson sphere (or swarm) in the next 20 years? Or colonize outer planets? It’s science fiction…at least for next few 100 years. We can’t rely on a deus ex machina save…we gotta take care of the planet we evolved to live on…if we aren’t strong enough for that, I don’t think we’re getting anywhere near K-II.

Jimmyeatsausage, 18 days ago

Just like healthcare…there are very few cases where replacing a societal motivation with a profit motivation results in better service or lower costs.

Jimmyeatsausage, 19 days ago

I just tell myself they’re all hiding a foot fetish under a thin patina of racism as it’s more socially acceptable there to be racist than kinky.

Jimmyeatsausage, 20 days ago

I think we’re calling them hot balls this time.

Jimmyeatsausage, 20 days ago

You would think if we had the ability to repair severed spinal neurons that we’d be doing it.

Jimmyeatsausage, 16 days ago

A faulty sensor…A faulty senso responsibility, amirite?

Jimmyeatsausage, 20 days ago

That’s the least wrong thing in the post too…oof

Jimmyeatsausage, 17 days ago

Sometimes, it’s the crime ,and* the cover-up

Jimmyeatsausage, 14 days ago

It’s the only way to defeat the labrenthine security measures that keep people from going into the wrong bathroom.

I remember once at a Cracker Barrel shortly after we had our first kid, my wife was in the ladies’ room trying to change a bad, bad diaper. We were expecting a 3 Mile Island, but this was Chernobyl. She hollered for help.

I panicked for a moment but remembered my training. I only just made it past the cross-cutting grid of lasers using some parkour, the riddle guards where one always lies, and the other always tells the truth, and the spike pits with swinging vines over them. I definitely don’t remember just fast-walking in there, eyes to the floor, loudly apologizing to nobody in particular.

Once containment and remediation were complete, we enjoyed our meal without incident. The child was especially fond of apple butter.

If I had known I could have avoided all that by simply attending decades of therapy, being abandoned by my family, going through painful binding, and multiple reconstructive surgeries which I had to save up for and purchase myself because they weren’t covered by insurance and taking handfuls of pills everyday to try and regulate my hormone levels for some semblance of peace if a body I knew wasn’t actually mine…man that would have saved me so much work.