Skanky

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Skanky,

C’mon man. There’s veggies there.

Corn dog, tater tots, French fries

Skanky,

Is it really that necessary to scream that much? Constantly?

Skanky,

I’m sorry, what?

Skanky,

If you want to try a very divisive cocktail, you need to go no further than the classic Negroni. I absolutely love them, but they are not for everyone. Extremely bitter and astringent - you certainly don’t gulp this one down. To me, it’s the most “adult” of adult alcoholic beverages. You either love or or despise it.

Wanna try it?

Equal parts:

  • Gin.
  • Campari.
  • Sweet Vermouth.
Skanky,

Satch for sure is an extremely talented guitarist and understands that the key to a good song is a melody (or “hook”) that is simple, memorable, and catchy. Almost every song he wrote has this at its core. The problem is simply that this is insanely difficult to do and he struggles with it, especially on his later albums

Skanky,

Tell me you’ve never heard of Meat Canyon without telling me you’ve never heard of Meat Canyon

Skanky,

“Drain the swamp”

Now, fill it with our swamp

Skanky,

Brown recluse for sure. Just don’t make it mad - they’re quite non-aggressive and will run away, but they do have a nasty bite. Best to just let it be or relocate it if you can. They do be fast though

Skanky,

Pretty sure the only reason they made that movie was so Adrian Brody could have a sex scene with a creature that for all intents and purposes, was his daughter.

Skanky,

Just spray the rest on your car, the ground, or whatever. It’s like having fun with the water hose!

Skanky,

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long (that) Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline, Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if you finish all of your chores, and i finish mine, Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699.

We been spending most our lives
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise It’s hard work and sacrifice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin’ in an Amish paradise

Skanky,

If Prometheus was a 5, Covenant was a 3

Skanky,

The original joke was pure Gold, but these later ones are just Boron me

Skanky,

The funny part is that Mormon god was only flexible when it suited Joseph Smith.

I mean, it’s kinda oddly coincidental that God spoke to JS and told him that polygamy was ok right after his wife told him she was furiously against it, don’t you think?

Skanky,

Hello. Would you like to know more about what happens after you die?

Skanky,

All of them. Fuck trailers that give away major plot points.

zaktakespictures, (edited ) to ilaughed
@zaktakespictures@social.goodanser.com avatar

The moon went in front of the sun

There were some clouds, but I managed to catch a usable photo or two

Oympus E-M1 II, Panasonic 100-300 II

300mm, f/7.1, 1/60s, ISO 200

@photography
https://zaktakespictures.com/the-moon-went-in-front-of-the-sun/

Skanky,

Fair enough. I’m no astro-smith

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