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flexghost

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.

الجهل عند الرجال فيه يشبه الليل بدون قمر

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It can't be overstated

Putin is getting a huge return on his money. EU asleep as the far right spends and spends and spends and hammers on unfettered immigration

And it works.

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  1. Set up most of Texas as useless sprawl forcing car usage
  2. Make sure public transport is non existent
  3. Make regulations a joke because freedom
  4. Go big on big oil
  5. Make your car’s AC more reliable than the grid
  6. Tell people not to use their cars because—oops—pollution

Texas: the one star state.

Headline Texas Asks People to Avoid Using Their Cars An F350 super duty isn’t a car jokes on you!

flexghost, to random
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العِلْمُ مَفْتَاحُ الرَّأْيِ، وَالرَّأْيُ مَفْتَاحُ الْعَمَلِ.
الجاحظ

!It’s a thread!

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Man running with various things including trash cans for some reason. Honestly I have no idea why I'm laughing so hard at this

flexghost,
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الْمُسْتَبِدُّ مَنْ لَا يُشَاوِرُ أَحَدًا.

!It’s a #MastoRando thread!

#caturday

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An orange kitten asleep on a larger kitty WITHOUT CONSENT

flexghost,
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مَنْ لَمْ يَذُقْ مَرَارَةَ الْحُبِّ لَمْ يَعْرِفْ حَلَاوَةَ الْعَيْشِ

!It’s a thread!

(animated violence depicted)

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Anime set to dope music

flexghost,
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إِنَّ الْكَلَامَ لَفِي الْفِعَالِ لَا فِي الْمَقَالِ

!It’s a #MastoRando thread!

#caturday

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Another insane orange cat scared by a drone then taking off throughout a house

flexghost,
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دخلت من إيدي وطلعت من رجلي

!It’s a thread!

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Albino alligator or croc or whatever getting a toothbrush rub

flexghost,
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العمران البشري ضروري لبقاء النوع الإنساني.

!It’s a thread!

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Dope ass moves by a dope ass director and band. Super douchey eurotrash chains and leather and oversized glasses I love it

flexghost,
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إذا كان المرء لا يحترم نفسه، فلن يحترمه غيره

!It’s a #MastoRando thread!

#caturday

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A kitten kitting kisses then showing its awesome strength by attacking its cute little blanky

flexghost,
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المعاش ضروري قبل كل شيء.

!It’s a thread!

(animated violence depicted)

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One of, if not, the greatest anime of all time Ghost in the Shell

flexghost,
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مراعاة العوائد والأحوال واجب في التشريع.

!It’s a thread!

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An opossum I think casting Antimagic Field

flexghost,
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هو لابس العباية المقلوبة

!It’s a thread!

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Dude with elaborate pink and blue hair in a fire starter style getting roasted by someone in the next scene mimicking the hairstyle with colored broom bases

flexghost,
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@courtcan so true

flexghost,
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ما تفتح لي أبواب

!It’s a thread!

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Puppy entering a fan cage to do some sweet flips

flexghost,
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العيلة هي الركن الأساسي بالمجتمع

!It’s a thread!

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❤️

Brother being interviewed about his younger brother with down's syndrome and he is proud with his chest high as he talks

flexghost,
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!It’s a thread!

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flexghost,
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لا تثق بمن غدر بغيرك.

!It’s a thread!

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The Room. I mean you knew that

flexghost, (edited )
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لَيْسَ الْغِنَى عَنِ الْمَالِ، وَلَكِنَّ الْغِنَى غِنَى النَّفْسِ.

!It’s a thread!

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flexghost,
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@rlstone4dems no.

stux, to random
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Package is safe with meow meow

flexghost,
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@stux The cat and I both know that's weed.

#caturday up in yo face!

A cat on LSD eating light from a projector

flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🥥🌞🌊 SUMMERTIME! 🌊🐚☀️

—
🎵 Post songs that mention Summer along with what you’re drinking 🎶
—

Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

This song is about butt sex and so is Greased Lightning.

🍷 Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta - Summer Nights + Sandy’s Egg Cream🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta thinking about how Patrick McDermott (her once husband) faked his death only to be found later. Seriously look that shit up! Its insane.

flexghost,
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@emmreef just listened to this they’re so catchy and fun

flexghost,
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@JJKrawczyk excellent

flexghost,
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@joycebell same!!

flexghost,
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@dsmdexter I love me some Tom Waits

flexghost,
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@UrNotTheBossOfUs I brought my pencil!

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