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flexghost

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.

الجهل عند الرجال فيه يشبه الليل بدون قمر

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🥥🌞🌊 SUMMERTIME! 🌊🐚☀️

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🎵 Post songs that mention Summer along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

This song is about butt sex and so is Greased Lightning.

🍷 Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta - Summer Nights + Sandy’s Egg Cream🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta thinking about how Patrick McDermott (her once husband) faked his death only to be found later. Seriously look that shit up! Its insane.

flexghost,
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@emmreef I have a feeling we'll be seeing this posted a lot and each time you get to claim firsts

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@dsmdexter Slightly hot

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@barbelith Then just drop acid like the rest of us!

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@dsmdexter Correct its about 69ing before buttseckx

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@dsmdexter What happened to them

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@dsmdexter cool

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Let's do a quick to show some love to some very awesome folks here within the

These are folks I recommend everyone take a look at and consider dropping a follow. Your feed will greatly appreciate it!

@beardedtechguy
@countablenewt
@stu
@Fred
@riversidebryan
@CoachMark
@jcrabapple
@MartinGuay
@mdmrn
@flexghost
@joostruis
@Osunderdog
@Timwi
@thepmofam
@splice
@Aaron
@shahmishal
@tripplehelix
@Radgryd
@britt
@APBBlue
@bethroots

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@cliffwade @beardedtechguy @countablenewt @stu @Fred @riversidebryan @CoachMark @jcrabapple @MartinGuay @mdmrn @joostruis @Osunderdog @Timwi @thepmofam @splice @Aaron @shahmishal @tripplehelix @Radgryd @britt @APBBlue @bethroots

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    @ChrisHolladay republicans are trying to distract

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    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    We got Gin Laden...

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    @Skepticat ❤️

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    @dsmdexter You know that’s not going to happen

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    Interesting.

    Headline Federal judge orders texts, emails on Rep. Scott Perry's phone be turned over to prosecutors in 2020 election probe I believe he is the only sitting member of Congress who had this happen

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    Tommy Tuberville Is a special kind of evil

    After years of Russia purposefully attacking civilian centers, infrastructure, and a non-aggressor sovereign nation Tuberville defends Russia?

    Clutching his pearls about Ukraine targeting Russian civilians?

    After months of blocking necessary US military promotions, of trying to aid Trump dodge charges and for backing project 2025

    He claims Zelenskyy is a dictator?

    He and Gin Laden are traitors.

    Tommy Tuberville and Steve Bannon right after and right before around of fellatio While watching Russia today

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    @palin Almost used the face herpes image but I think too much of you

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    Caption this.

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    @emmreef 🏆

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    @rlstone4dems and yet he still acts like he is persecuted

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    So… At a coffee shop?

    I was sitting over my Americano thinking why isn’t someone getting their uterus taken out, turned upside down, then put back into them with staples?

    I mean, there’s an open table

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    @dgentry party of family values

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    @skippy442 and you can get your lips done for cheap at the same place behind the Home Depot

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    @EarthOne24 I hate hearing this and of course it’s going to take a lot for anything to get better

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    Right leaning Newsweek has its head spinning around like Linda Blair

    Next week they’ll say he’s losing

    Make sure you’re still registered
    Make sure you and your loved ones have a plan to vote in person or absentee
    Register your friends and family

    Vote.

    🇺🇸

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    Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook victim's families $1.5 Billion

    He hasn't paid the families that he terrorized a dime

    This, while he spends roughly $100,000 per month on "personal expenses"

    So relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook shooting are asking a bankruptcy judge to liquidate Alex Jones' media company—including Infowars—in order to make him pay up

    Thoughts and prayers.

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    @arisummerland I’m thinking I could manage it

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    @PeasLuvnJustice the worst

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