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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.

الجهل عند الرجال فيه يشبه الليل بدون قمر

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‘Member when Kenny Chesebro got a sweetheart deal of probation over prison for trying to help steal an election?

Back when he pled guilty to help in the Georgia RICO case against Trump?

Kek.

Wisconsin Attorney General Josh Kaul just charged charged Cheesebar along with Trump campaign aide Michael Roman and attorney James Troupis

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

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Trump is now claiming he never said “Lock Her Up!”

The first rule of gaslighting is that gaslighting doesn’t exist: you made it up

Also…

Collage of trump literally saying lock her up while trying not to remember what Putin’s dick tastes like and if other dicks taste the same.

flexghost,
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@ShieldHero85 😂

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Apparently Trump bribed key witnesses

If they testified favorably in his defense, many received
massive raises
large severance packages
and cash money

An example, Boris Epshteyn’s company doubled their earnings after Trump was indicted ($26,000/mo to $53,500/mo)

This, according to Barbara McQuade, a former U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan

Imagine cheating and still losing 34 times in a row

Winning.

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@ManyRoads make me.

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Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook victim's families $1.5 Billion

He hasn't paid the families that he terrorized a dime

This, while he spends roughly $100,000 per month on "personal expenses"

So relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook shooting are asking a bankruptcy judge to liquidate Alex Jones' media company—including Infowars—in order to make him pay up

Thoughts and prayers.

flexghost,
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@CoachMark Not looking like that's possible but we shall see

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@IncredulousMike He's traveling to Hawaii to a private resort multiple times a year instead

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@rlstone4dems As long as everyone else who has entry to the better justice system

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@gnate I kind of did too until I found out this reptile fakes that face. I saw clips of him doing it on command on debates with streamers

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@ShieldHero85 If this happens

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@steter @ChrisHolladay 🔥

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@skydog 😳

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“The district attorney, who campaigned on a promise to prosecute Donald Trump, brought these charges precisely because of who the defendant was rather than because of any specified criminal conduct.”
-Susan Collins

Hey, Susan

Shouldn’t you be happy now that Donald gets to learn his lesson?

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@legalquilts with the weakest excuses. Don’t get me started on the Supreme Court

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@lolonurse I prefer to think of it as pickled in evil

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@RodneyPetersonTalent massive one

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@CatDragon Can't believe she was reelected last cycle

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@TransitBiker Cant call her stupid as she's demonstrated sociopath levels of intelligence and skewing truth. Let's just call her phrasing intentional

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@JeffreySmith Just like Noam

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@flexghost
@noondlyt
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@mina

I could need a bit of help regarding an old US movie which I cannot remember the title of.

It is a about a couple, probably set in the 1950s and black and white, which goes on their honeymoon in the US with a caravan. Everything goes wrong and I remember that at one point, the caravan comes off from the car and roles down a hill, I think with the bride still inside.

Hint: I don't think it's this movie:

https://youtu.be/Ucb9O8q1eOc

Thanks!

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@HistoPol @noondlyt @Tim_McTuffty @mina I didn't grow up here and I have limited knowledge of pop culture. Almost all of it from Simpsons and South Park references. So, have fun

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I call bullshit.

Grab em by the pussy

Suckers and losers

Very fine people on both sides

Stand back and stand by

Within a couple of days the number of cases is going to be down to close to 0

Find 11,780 votes

Stop the steal

Republicans are going to slither back and vote for Trump. Do not believe the disinfo. Look at the source.

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@InorganicFella I love your even handedness and your positivity!

And Taytay is hot

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Llibertarian Jeff Yass is a top donor to republicans

He's also a top Trump donor

He’s also-also thee owner of 15%+ of ByteDance, the company that operates TikTok

So just about everyone and their mother could have predicted this…

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@Ted_Cville It's almost too easy to predict

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Severe eclampsia?

Placental abruption?

Ectopic pregnancy?

Pulmonary hypertension?

Here's a cross, pray it off and give birth anyway, ho.

If you vote GOP or help to get them elected by your "conscientious objection" then this is on you

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@CatDragon Anyone who is solely in it for the money

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