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Proud dad of 👧🧒🧒🧒👧, Coder, Author, Speaker, Geek.
Linux 🐧, Vim, PHP 🐘, Rust 🦀, OpenSource!
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maccath, to random
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On my way to the airport for this week in Berlin. I'll be delivering two talks - 🔐 Auth 101 and 🧅 Shrek, Onions and Architecture.

Looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and indomitable @jrf_nl, @zzap, @michelle and @jessicamauerhan!

Will you be there? :)

flowcontrol,
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@maccath @jrf_nl @zzap @michelle @jessicamauerhan I'll be travelling to tomorrow, see you all there 👋

flowcontrol, to random
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I am thrilled to be part of such an amazing line up of speakers at 2024
Looking forward to seeing you all there in September!

https://api-platform.com/con/2024/

flowcontrol,
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@shochdoerfer

Family Guy Peter Griffin GIF

ian, to random
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Speaking of cutovers, planning on merging the PHP 8.2 upgrade PR for Joind.in's API over lunch today. That PR also includes a lot of type enforcement that wasn't there before, so I expect stuff to break. Plan is to have things fixed by the time folks want to throw feedback in for the last session of the day.

Want to help triage/clean up? Find me at the conference, or hop in Slack at https://join.slack.com/t/joindin/shared_invite/zt-2hfq2qoxe-RAcBiwk9imrgfJOWzQRfbQ.

flowcontrol,
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@ian TIL that joind.in is OpenSource and PHP. In case you did not know: https://www.datadoghq.com/partner/open-source/
Let me know if you'd like to apply, I might be able to help set things up.

flowcontrol,
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@ian Looks like the agent is currently not supporting Platform.sh (forwarded a feature request internally), but a colleague mentioned a way it should, so I'll try that and let you know

heiglandreas, to random
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Drückerkolonne 2.0....

flowcontrol,
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@heiglandreas
"NUR NOCH KURZE ZEIT"
"JETZT SCHNELL"
erinnert an:
"Wenn sie JETZT anrufen und SOFORT bestellen, erhalten sie dieses Messerset im Wert von 99€ GRATIS"

Girgias, to random
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Landed in Tokyo and got my suitcase, now just to wait for my parent's plane to land!

flowcontrol,
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@Girgias Have fun!

ramsey, to random
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Today, we said goodbye to our good friend and the best dog we’ve ever had, Charlie Brown. He fought a long battle with cancer, and finally, it was too much pain for him to continue.

Now, he’s gone. No one else in the world will know the love and loyalty Charlie gave us. That was for us alone. We will never forget him.

flowcontrol,
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@ramsey 🫂

flowcontrol, to random
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I just discovered that the Zend Yellow Pages (aka Zend Certified Engineer Directory) are gone 😞

Luckily I still have my original certificates with me 😌

https://www.zend.com/training/certification-directory-faq

Florian Engelhardt has successfully passed the Zend PHP Certification Exam on the 16th of February 2007

flowcontrol,
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@SenseException exactly, the link from my LinkedIn profile goes to a 404, I feel like an imposter 😜

flowcontrol,
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@mwop @zend uh nice, there is a note that "If you received your certification prior to January 1, 2018, we can not reissue your certification." and "Certification requests must be submitted by December 31, 2023." which both match in my case 😉
But I am good, I have my originals 😄
Can I still send an EMail and request a PDF?

flowcontrol,
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@SenseException well, now we know. Thanks for asking them.

flowcontrol, to random German
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My first ever was awesome.

I was able to meet so many interesting people, some I know and meet regularly, others I only know from the internet and others I have never met. @michelle, @Girgias, @GeeH, @asgrim, @rob, @nauleyco, @rdohms, @TimB0nd, @mbniebergall, @heiglandreas, @jrf_nl, @ciaran, @m1ke, @ocramius and a lot of others: it was a blast meeting you 🤗
Thanks @dpc_ibuildings for having me ❤️

@michelle on stage delivering the closing keynote "PHP, Community & Us"
Night view of Amsterdam Noord and the moon partly hidden between clouds

flowcontrol, to php
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I wrote a thing!

is not the hype anymore (I think), but nevertheless I wanted to try my best solving this in

https://dev.to/realflowcontrol/processing-one-billion-rows-in-php-3eg0

heiglandreas, to random
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So I'll be in Amsterdam for a few days before @dpc_ibuildings

Anyone up for some bitterballen and a drink next week?

flowcontrol,
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@heiglandreas @dpc_ibuildings 🙋
Although I'll only be arriving on Thursday

derickr, to random
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Who's looking forward to @dpc_ibuildings in Amsterdam next week?

flowcontrol,
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@derickr @dpc_ibuildings 🙋 see you there 👋

flowcontrol, to random German
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Happy birthday @ramsey 🎉🥳

ramsey, to random
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Is there an easier way to understand Rust’s built-in data structures.

I’m reading code, and I see Box<T> (where T is obviously some other type), so I ask, “What is a box data structure?”

I look it up, and the Rust docs say, “A pointer type that uniquely owns a heap allocation of type T.”

That could be any number of data types. Why is this one called “Box?” What does it do that’s different from other pointer types? Is it the fact that it’s “uniquely owned?” What does that mean in practice?

flowcontrol,
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@ramsey this might be helpful: https://github.com/usagi/rust-memory-container-cs/tree/master?tab=readme-ov-file

flowcontrol,
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@ramsey if you are just getting into Rust and have not heard of it: https://github.com/rust-lang/rustlings helped me

heiglandreas, to random
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So I seem to be in a lonely path now.

I finally started the project to write a small purpose-driven FTP server that accepts a file and sends it to an email address.

I decided to use ReactPHP for that.

FTP is.... challenging. On the server side at least.

Why? I have a scanner that can scan to FTP. But I need to send the files via email. And the FTP server I so far used can't send emails from new files. So what's the natural approach as developer?

How hard can it be....

🤪😱

flowcontrol,
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@heiglandreas you could use an FTP server and have https://github.com/realFlowControl/react-inotify inform you about new files

flowcontrol,
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@heiglandreas I assume yes. I have no idea if inotify would work on network mounted filesystems, I would assume it doesn't

flowcontrol,
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@heiglandreas does your QNAP support Docker? That would work. I have the setup for a friend of mine, one container running the FTP server and another one running this ReactPHP Inotify thingy watching files/directories in the shared volume.

derickr, to random
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On my way to chilly Montreal for , in style. With free Champagne courtesy of Air France. 🥂🇫🇷

flowcontrol,
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@derickr safe travels

flowcontrol, to random
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I have noticed that @ian has been very busy managing this instance, especially over the last few days, for which I am very grateful!
Thanks @ian!

sebastian, to random German
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Gibt es die PHP User Group in Karlsruhe noch? Ich wäre am Abend des 08.06.2024 in der Stadt und "verfügbar".

flowcontrol,
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@sebastian @shochdoerfer ich kann es noch nicht 100% sagen, aber wenn's okay ist, würde ich auch kommen

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