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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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engagedpractx, to random
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Listening to some fave pop tunes on the new setup is making me think the Bose SoundLink Mini is normalising the shit out of its audio input in order to project a bigger sound. There are crescendoes in these tracks that I never picked up because I was always listening on the Mini.

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@engagedpractx pretty much yeah, just about every Bose speaker system has an insane EQ that just ratchets the bass and the highs to make the tiny speakers sound bigger than they actually are.

liamvhogan, to random
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LITHGOW MACCAS

jpm,
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@ThermiteBeGiants @MattHatton @Taco_lad @liamvhogan delicious sea cockroaches

decryption, to random
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  • eSafety age assurance trial outsourced, won't involve social media

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jpm,
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@decryption @daedalus lol CheckPoint, the OG firewall traversal vulnerability specialists

ausfestivus, to random
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Just witnessed two cars pull up at opposite ends of a car park, a gentleman exit each vehicle, one carrying a package wrapped in brown paper. They met, exchanged the package and a chunky white envelope, didn’t exchange a word and then walk back to their vehicles.

😲

jpm,
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@ausfestivus extreme discretion giant black dildo delivery service

decryption, to random
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if you’re having an affair and need somewhere to eat where nobody will see you and your partner, come to pancake parlour Docklands! You’ll be the only person here all morning

jpm,
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@georgeharito @dbarros @decryption

jpm, to random
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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
https://ohai.social/@BintyMcFrazzles/112529229873252028

decryption, to random
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apparently people are using ovens in the office kitchens to cook roast lunches for 8-10 people

https://www.reddit.com/r/AusPublicService/s/GgN7gvJ7Q3

jpm,
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@decryption yeah I can see that happening. Personally seen people using the sandwich press to cook a bacon and egg fry-up breakfast

jpm, to random
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I wish for a curry feast

monkey paw curls

I am now groaningly disgustingly full of curry, also I burnt my thumb on the takeaway container that got left in the oven on “keep warm”

jpm, to random
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Once again I’m committing void * C crimes

jpm, to random
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Constants aren’t. Variables don’t.

jpm, to random
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Attention @mike I believe you are a loose man in need of a t-shirt?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006106776880.html

jpm, to random
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PEW PEW MADAFAKAS (paging @devopscats
)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006096052371.html

jpm,
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@Kels_316 @devopscats I reckon the “make love not war” ones from last week would get a better* reaction from the MMP crowd

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@Kels_316 @devopscats do it. AliExpress t-shirts go so goddamn hard it’s amazing. Almost certainly they’ve been ripped off from somewhere else though.

mvyrmnd, to random
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So I'm going to be on ABC Radio tomorrow chatting about Computers for a Cause. That's nice.

jpm,
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@mvyrmnd ooh excitement!

jpm, to random
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Hot cross buns seem to be being released earlier each year

jpm,
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Seriously, this is not a @NanoRaptor level photoshop job, I don’t have the patience to edit the baked-on date on all of these

jpm,
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@sortius no, only 1

timixretroplays, to random
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I've dealt with a disproportionate amount of crap on Discord this week, which I won't bore anyone with here, but I'm thinking of printing a screenshot of someone saying, without a shred of self-awareness, "what's sealioning? Is that why you won't give me the reason you banned me?" and getting it professionally framed

jpm,
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@timixretroplays do it!

MattHatton, to random
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"My dude, with all due respect..."

Go and get completely fucked

jpm,
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@MattHatton see also: your pet octopus will definitely escape its tank. Very exciting when it’s an exotic kind of octopus known for its bright blue rings…

jpm,
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@MattHatton this was the fate of said octopus (minus the resin bit)

jpm,
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@MattHatton needs more chili

jpm,
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@MattHatton next time. There’s definitely going to be a next time

backupbear, to random
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Husband's Thermomix has arrived today. Can confirm it's slightly shocking when it sends out a 360º LIDAR pulse on initial setup to identify all competing products in the vicinity. Also it has assimilation tubules to lock itself to the bench top? That bit was disturbing.

jpm,
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@backupbear ours ended up being a $1500 rice cooker

oysta, to random
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When shopping for batteries make sure you don’t accidentally ask for Lithium Ian — very strange dude, and won’t power your house at all.

jpm,
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@oysta and make sure you get genuine Samsang batteries, because the off-brand Samsung ones tend to catch fire and will burn your house down.

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