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newsthump, 13 hours ago to random

From asbestos to white dogshit: Six cherished things of our past the government is pledging to bring back https://newsthump.com/2024/05/28/from-asbestos-to-white-dogshit-six-cherished-things-of-our-past-the-government-is-pledging-to-bring-back/

newsthump, 1 day ago to random

Israel reinforces its reputation as “the good guys in all this” by bombing Gaza refugee camp full of vulnerable displaced people https://newsthump.com/2024/05/27/israel-reinforces-its-reputation-as-the-good-guys-in-all-this-by-bombing-gaza-refugee-camp-full-of-vulnerable-displaced-people/

newsthump, 1 day ago to random

“Care worker shortage? What care worker shortage?” asks government planning to get all 18-year-olds to do it for free https://newsthump.com/2024/05/27/care-worker-shortage-what-care-worker-shortage-asks-government-planning-to-get-all-18-year-olds-to-do-it-for-free/

newsthump, 5 days ago to random

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newsthump, 12 days ago to random

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newsthump, 12 days ago to random

17-year-old stuns neighbours by leaving original exhaust on car https://newsthump.com/2024/05/16/17-year-old-stuns-neighbours-by-leaving-original-exhaust-on-car/

newsthump, 12 days ago to random

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newsthump, 12 days ago to random

Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons https://newsthump.com/2024/05/16/fictional-alien-time-travellers-cant-be-black-insist-morons-2/

newsthump, 13 days ago to random

Being called a gammon is exactly the same as being lynched, claim cantankerous white codgers https://newsthump.com/2024/05/15/being-called-a-gammon-is-exactly-the-same-as-being-lynched-claim-cantankerous-white-codgers/

newsthump, 13 days ago to random

Pregnancies by milkmen ‘at all time low’ https://newsthump.com/2024/05/15/pregnancies-by-milkmen-at-all-time-low-2/

newsthump, 14 days ago to random

Esther McVey promoted from Common Sense Minister to Minister for Silly Walks https://newsthump.com/2024/05/14/esther-mcvey-promoted-from-common-sense-minister-to-minister-for-silly-walks/

newsthump, 15 days ago to random

Homeopath refusing to accept heavily diluted payment https://newsthump.com/2024/05/13/homeopath-refusing-to-accept-heavily-diluted-payment/

newsthump, 17 days ago to random

Man who spent over a grand to see the northern lights in Iceland last month now feeling a bit silly https://newsthump.com/2024/05/11/man-who-spent-over-a-grand-to-see-the-northern-lights-in-iceland-last-month-now-feeling-a-bit-silly-2/

newsthump, 22 days ago to random

Sadiq Khan’s London on verge of becoming entirely free of grifting arseholes https://newsthump.com/2024/05/06/sadiq-khans-london-on-verge-of-becoming-entirely-free-of-grifting-arseholes/

newsthump, 25 days ago to random

The voters didn’t back us because we still let trans people use the toilet of their choosing, insist angry Tories https://newsthump.com/2024/05/03/the-voters-didnt-back-us-because-we-still-let-trans-people-use-the-toilet-of-their-choosing-insist-angry-tories/

newsthump, 26 days ago to random

Government reveals plans to outsource primary school education to Rwanda https://newsthump.com/2024/05/02/government-reveals-plans-to-outsource-primary-school-education-to-rwanda/

newsthump, 26 days ago to random

DIY SOS team arrives at Manchester Co-op Live Arena https://newsthump.com/2024/05/02/diy-sos-team-arrives-at-manchester-co-op-live-arena/

newsthump, 27 days ago to random

We must stop the small boats so we can take care of our own first, insists man furious at taxpayer cash being used to feed hungry schoolchildren https://newsthump.com/2024/05/01/we-must-stop-the-small-boats-so-we-can-take-care-of-our-own-first-insists-man-furious-at-taxpayer-cash-being-used-to-feed-hungry-schoolchildren/

newsthump, 29 days ago to random

Rishi Sunak warns of ‘dangerous precedent’ if leaders have to resign simply because they can no longer govern effectively https://newsthump.com/2024/04/29/rishi-sunak-warns-of-dangerous-precedent-if-leaders-have-to-resign-simply-because-they-can-no-longer-govern-effectively/

newsthump, 29 days ago to random

Man left frightened and confused by ‘incoming call’ on smartphone https://newsthump.com/2024/04/29/man-left-frightened-and-confused-by-incoming-call-on-smartphone/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Opinion: I could do with ninety grand right about now, so please could Laurence Fox call me a paedophile? https://newsthump.com/2024/04/26/opinion-i-could-do-with-ninety-grand-right-about-now-so-please-could-laurence-fox-call-me-a-paedophile/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

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newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Labour issues pledge to nationalise the Conservative Party https://newsthump.com/2024/04/25/labour-issues-pledge-to-nationalise-the-conservative-party/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

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newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Man quietly sings ‘fuck you I won’t do what you tell me’ whilst putting jam on his scone first https://newsthump.com/2024/04/24/man-quietly-sings-fuck-you-i-wont-do-what-you-tell-me-whilst-putting-jam-on-his-scone-first/