ooterness

@ooterness@lemmy.world

I’m an electrical engineer living in Los Angeles, CA.

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ooterness,

This 100%. Only a hobbit would bring their favorite cast iron frying pan on a transcontinental hike into hostile territory.

ooterness, (edited )

Relevant scene from LA Story.

ooterness,

Mediocre.

ooterness,

US Army logistics catalogs are organized this way. “Cookies, oatmeal” instead of “Oatmeal cookies” because it’s a lot easier to find what you need an a giant alphabetical list.

ooterness,

Death Defiance: Upon taking lethal damage, instead briefly become invulnerable and restore 50% HP.

ooterness,

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ooterness,

This isn’t funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.

ooterness,

It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.

ooterness,

Hook those coffins up to generators for infinite free electricity.

ooterness,

Phase 1: Fuck around

Phase 2: Find out

ooterness,

The general rule is to go by sound.

Read aloud, RTS is pronounced “are-tee-ess”, so it starts with a vowel sound, so it’s “an RTS”.

The same rule also applies to regular words. For example, “an hour” is preferred because the “h” is silent.

ooterness,

Those fish know what they did.

ooterness,

“I’d like to share a revelation I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.” -Agent Smith

ooterness,

If there’s 1000 subscribers, shouldn’t this post have 1000 upvotes? Someone’s not pulling their weight!

ooterness,

Good advice, but is this a meme?

ooterness,

The only problem is humans are completely incapable of doing this for more than a few minutes. It’s why lifeguards are required to take frequent breaks, for example, or why TSA agents find the water bottles but miss the guns. But it still works as a magical fig leaf for the company to deflect liability.

ooterness,

Problem: Large studios aren’t winning awards, because their products aren’t as creative as smaller studios.

Microsoft solution: If you buy up all the small studios and close them down, then the awards will have to go to large studios, because there are no small studios.

Result: Line go up stonks.

ooterness,

Get life insurance. Hire hitman. Pay hitman with the life insurance money.

🎵 It’s the circle of life… 🎵

ooterness,

Joke’s on them: those aliens don’t perceive time, so the concept of pressing keys in sequence is impossible to convey.

ooterness,

Incentives like this are tricky. You can reduce the numbers by fixing the problem, or by sweeping it all under the rug. Guess which is easier to do on a quarterly basis?

ooterness,

“I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem.” -Jason Mendoza

ooterness,

There’s a song about this. (Different ancient creature, but the principle is the same.)

ooterness,

It’s not even the company’s first fine for similar misbehavior.

If the fine isn’t big enough to act as a deterrent, it’s almost like granting permission to do it again.

ooterness,

It’s not even the company’s first fine for similar misbehavior.

If the fine isn’t big enough to act as a deterrent, it’s almost like granting permission to do it again.

ooterness,

You’re quite right, but this forum is for non-credible ideas, and we need something to counter the T-59.

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