That’s a really selfish thing to do to all the students who are celebrating their achievement, not to mention her twelve year old kid. Off yourself in a way that won’t traumatize the people you leave behind. Holy shit.
If they’ve interviewed the formerly underage woman he’s thought to have banged, they should already know what’s what. I don’t understand what they’re doing.
Day 1, panicked cry for helpHello, I hope it’s ok to not post a picture, I’m quite a mess right now. I lack sleep, and I’m stressed, and just stopping panicking, lying down to write this and sleep. I just brought home, on somewhat of a whim, the goodest and most communicative little boy cat from the street (he looks around...
I had two males where one had been established and they didn’t become buds until we moved to a new place and both were on neutral ground. It’s not very practical, but it worked like a charm. That’s not why we moved. Just a nice side effect.
Five requests with regard to my eventual death September 10, 2021
If it happens that my death occurred in some public place, there is to be no ersatz memorial created on that location comprised of teddy bears, mylar balloons, or terrible poems written on posterboard in pink Magic Marker™. This is very, very important.
If you choose to have any kind of service “memorializing” me, there will be no use of the phrase “looking down on us.”
At no time is any outraged friend or family member to appear in public looking indignant and holding up a framed photograph of me.
If you refer to anything I’ve ever done as “brave,” “courageous,” or “special,” I will personally come back from the grave and shit angry ghost turds in your coffee pot.
If the resources exist and the weather is fine, I’d prefer to have my remains torn asunder by vicious dogs while “Tusk” is performed by an enthusiastic high school marching band.
Oh, Margie! Not again! I want you to be a success! I want you to carry the biggest guns and drown your enemies in the swamp! Can you please be a little bit crazier but in ways that don’t get you snubbed by your party? OH MARGIE!
Just watched the new docu on Netflix about Neanderthals. Wow, you nailed it. She must have been frozen in a sheet of ice for a long time like Encino Man. Oh hell, now I’ve dated myself. For the young, it’s a stupid movie from a long time ago. I think Sam (of Frodo fame) was in it. And another dude who you’d recognize. And a third dude who was popular for about ten seconds.
Oh, Margie, NO! You wanted to make a big show and grandstand and feel important. It didn’t work out and you looked like a fool. How can this happen?! It has to be connected to those damn Jewish space lasers!
Anti-vaccine activist RFK Jr said he also suffered mercury poisoning from eating too much fish: ‘I loved tuna fish sandwiches. I ate them all the time’
At issue is an internal department code that police used in 264,000 cases to suspend investigations due to a lack of personnel. The crimes included roughly 4,000 sexual assault cases.
I still have all my Blu-Rays and DVDs in boxes in a closet. They’re also all on a NAS. Thing is, at the time that I ripped all of 'em I didn’t bother with subtitles. Now my partner is someone for whom english is a second language, so we watch everything with subs, rendering my Plex station rather useless. Oh well. At least I’ve got everything still.
Trinity has agreed to work towards total divestment from Israeli institutions in an unprecedented victory for Trinity Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS)....
“It’s not surprising that activists are taking the time to send false reports,” Birkeland said. “But that isn’t a distraction from the importance of the legislation and the protection it provides women across Utah.”
This asshole thinks trans women aren’t women. He can suck a fuck.
LGBTQ+ rights advocates also have warned the law and the accompanying tip line give people license to question anyone’s gender in community spaces, which they argue could even affect people who are not trans.
Their warnings were amplified earlier this year when a Utah school board member came under fire — and later lost her reelection bid — for publicly questioning the gender of a high school basketball player she wrongly assumed was transgender.
I remember reading about that shithead’s comments. Glad to know she lost her job because of it.
A former Florida police captain with a long history of civilian complaints, including false arrests and harassment, has joined the state’s state guard under governor Ron DeSantis....
During a two-year inquiry into Ortiz’s conduct, witnesses alleged that Ortiz engaged in “pattern of abuse and bias against minorities, particularly African-Americans”, and previously cyber-stalked and doxxed people who complained against him or other officers, the Herald reported.
Sounds like a perfect fit for ole’ Ronnie-boy.
Ortiz’s hiring raises additional concerns as the Florida state guard is reportedly being trained as an armed, combat-ready militia under DeSantis’s command versus a disaster relief agency, according to military veteran recruits who have quit the state guard training program.
Fascist fuck is looking forward to brutalizing anyone he doesn’t like.
Catholic Group Defrocks AI Priest After It Gave Strange Answers (futurism.com)
I used resume spammers to apply for 120 jobs. Chaos ensued. (www.businessinsider.com)
What a beautiful flower (lemmy.world)
Oh, mania... (lemmy.world)
University of Barcelona's senate votes in favor of pro-Palestine protesters requests (www.catalannews.com)
Students have been camping in the building protesting university's ties with Israel...
Mom’s Fatal Fall at Ohio State Graduation Was No Accident: Coroner (www.thedailybeast.com)
DOJ ‘Stonewalling’ House Ethics Committee Probe of Matt Gaetz (www.thedailybeast.com)
Uuhhh... help with new cat meeting old cat, or soothe me please
Day 1, panicked cry for helpHello, I hope it’s ok to not post a picture, I’m quite a mess right now. I lack sleep, and I’m stressed, and just stopping panicking, lying down to write this and sleep. I just brought home, on somewhat of a whim, the goodest and most communicative little boy cat from the street (he looks around...
Abortion restrictions increase risk of intimate partner homicide, study finds (www.salon.com)
Google employees questioned leadership about cost cuts, layoffs and “morale” issues following the company’s better-than-expected first-quarter earnings report. (www.cnbc.com)
Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭 (lemmy.world)
Biden says US won't supply weapons for Israel to attack Rafah, in warning to ally (apnews.com)
Sovcit doesn't understand. (lemmy.world)
House quickly rejects Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's effort to remove Speaker Johnson from office (apnews.com)
House kills motion to vacate Johnson from speakership (www.cnn.com)
RFK Jr says a worm ate part of his brain and then died inside his head (www.independent.co.uk)
Anti-vaccine activist RFK Jr said he also suffered mercury poisoning from eating too much fish: ‘I loved tuna fish sandwiches. I ate them all the time’
Houston Police Chief Troy Finner resigns amid suspended-cases scandal (houstonlanding.org)
GOP lawmaker claims KKK is ‘the military wing of the Democratic Party’ in closed door meeting ahead of antisemitism hearing (www.cnn.com)
Trinity to work towards total divestment from Israel in unprecedented win for BDS (trinitynews.ie)
Trinity has agreed to work towards total divestment from Israeli institutions in an unprecedented victory for Trinity Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS)....
Hmmm (lemmy.world)
Former U.S. soldier convicted in cold case murder of pregnant 19-year-old soldier on Army base in Germany (www.cbsnews.com)
Transgender activists flood Utah tip line with hoax reports to block bathroom law enforcement (apnews.com)
Florida ex-cop with ‘patterns of abuse and bias’ joins DeSantis’s state guard (www.theguardian.com)
A former Florida police captain with a long history of civilian complaints, including false arrests and harassment, has joined the state’s state guard under governor Ron DeSantis....