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@starman2112@sh.itjust.works

He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far

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I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow

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Before you know it it’s 2075 and we have crews dedicated to picking up space debris after a loose screw kills everyone onboard a spaceplane

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Imagine if it was worse. “Somehow, Troy Calypso returned”

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