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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far

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I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow

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Before you know it it’s 2075 and we have crews dedicated to picking up space debris after a loose screw kills everyone onboard a spaceplane

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Imagine if it was worse. “Somehow, Troy Calypso returned”

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Shoutout to dropout, the only streaming platform I pay for

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Two of them are available in the US, the other is available in the UK. If you don’t live there, die

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Yeah, catch me joining the army when we’re fighting actual nazis again. Til then I’m good at home

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Hah. Staying home and joining up may not end up being mutually exclusive

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These articles are useless without a damn list

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If you didn’t want to put words in someone’s mouth then you shouldn’t have said something like

You actually believe Microsoft will launch this and then everybody will be hacked or something.

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? I’m not defending anyone, I’m calling out bullshit when I see it

I don’t really care that you like watching kids through their bedroom windows or whatever

If that doesn’t accurately describe your views, no worries—I said “or whatever,” so it’s fine

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Reminding myself that I am not the worst ______ a professional has ever seen really helps a lot. I’m usually pretty far down there, but like. At least I’m not the actual worst.

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“I must attend to my evening affairs”

>proceeds to watch anime for 6 hours on a Tuesday night and go to sleep at 4 am

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No, Brandy is the dog that got stranded in the jungle with Mr Whiskers

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At this point I’m convinced that companies intentionally reduce access to their properties because making examples of a few pirates by making them pay millions of dollars is more profitable than legitimately selling games to a few thousand people

Would bet my life that that is why you can’t legitimately buy most old Nintendo games online

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Well famously Nintendo owns 1/3rd of every dollar Gary Bowser makes for the rest of his life

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I’m so glad I read this comment. Yesterday I just happened to decide to try and patch RIF and was super disappointed when it didn’t work, but now it does! Works just like it used to, I’m so happy

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And it’ll be the source of many a great video of people getting decked for saying it

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I can’t wait for a conservative family member to claim that saying the n word is no reason to get punched

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The music in this game has no business slapping so damn hard

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An Apple expensive joke? What is this, 2011?

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I remember the exact date I found out about it too. July 18th, 2009, JayIsGames had a review of it. I like to go back and read that every few years. G summoned mobs! You pressed B and got a whole page of blocks to pick from! Sponges sucked up water! Of course they do that now, but there was a good few years where they didn’t. Ah the memories

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I could be convinced that the first one is satire about what conservatives think the country is turning into, some real Tony Zaret shit

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The Ye 2020 tattoo got a big laugh out of me tbh

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My point wasn’t about how common they were, it was about how easy it is to find out what they mean. I don’t think it matters whether we’re shortening a common phrase or a noun, any search engine will tell you that AMV stands for anime (or animated) music video. Contrast that with something like MIL, which you can’t easily search up (it usually stands for mother-in-law)

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