toomanypancakes

toomanypancakes, 10 hours ago

Still, Seinfeld claimed he never really grew up because, as a comedian, you don’t want to because it is a “childish pursuit.”

He’s very familiar with childish pursuit, he would know

toomanypancakes, 6 days ago

I’ve never bothered, there’s rarely anything and when there is it’s not much. I’m not gonna start bleeding so it hardly seems worth wearing a pad imo.

toomanypancakes, 6 days ago

Drank way too much, played magic the gathering with a friend using my unicorn deck, and loudly shouted “unicorn” every time I played one and took a shot of tequila right after. Around halfway through the game I shouted “unicorn”, followed it up with a “damn it”, and casually walked to the bathroom and threw up.

Not terribly alarming I guess, but it was memorable.

toomanypancakes, 8 days ago

I can find better places to get fucked in the ass, thank you.

If you have suggestions I’m all ears!

toomanypancakes, 9 days ago

Raccoon. Live new life as trash panda, never turn back.

toomanypancakes, 10 days ago

Why not vegetarian first? Because dairy is seriously messed up.

Cows have an average lifespan of around twenty years off the top of my head. Cows are mammals, and produce milk to feed their young. To keep them producing milk, you have to keep them perpetually pregnant. This is done via artificial insemination the overwhelming majority of the time, where a farmer puts her in a rape rack, sticks their hand up her ass far enough to grab her cervix and align everything, then jams a syringe full of bull semen into her vagina.

A side effect of pregnancy is children. Her calves are stolen from her after she gives birth, and murdered to be sold for veal. This cycle is repeated continually for four or five years until she becomes physically incapable of functioning from the repeated pregnancies. Then she’s slaughtered for her flesh too.

Dairy is the meat industry, just with additional abuses. Vegetarians are continuing to support the abuse of animals. It makes much more sense to just go vegan from an ethical standpoint.

toomanypancakes, 10 days ago

Someone died for those sad looking things?

toomanypancakes, 11 days ago

I only buy ethically sourced human leather, personally

toomanypancakes, 11 days ago

Hi, I’m part of a minority that Donald trump and his sycophants would love nothing more than to herd into camps or eliminate entirely.

Your argument sucks. Calling everyone fascists who doesn’t want to vote for your guy isn’t going to convince anyone to vote for your guy. Are you trying to convince people Democrats are bad?

toomanypancakes, 11 days ago

Oh my goodness, you truly think every person who doesn’t vote for Biden is actively rooting for Trump, don’t you? Okay, have a nice day.

toomanypancakes, 14 days ago

If I ever go to Mississippi I guess I’m gonna have to piss on the governor’s mansion instead

toomanypancakes, 14 days ago

Probably tastes better than the regular flavor tbh

toomanypancakes, 14 days ago

I’d be cast iron, I’m heavy enough

toomanypancakes, 19 days ago

If the dogs aren’t given space to roam though that results in savings for the company, which I’m sure get passed on to me, the consumer. I’ll stick with my budget dog steaks thanks.

toomanypancakes, 19 days ago

Dang, exploring the multiverse sounds way better. I like your style!

toomanypancakes, 22 days ago

True love! Deepthroating unrelated

toomanypancakes, 22 days ago

Makes sense his name is Christian

toomanypancakes, 23 days ago

I drank a pot and a half of coffee today, so I don’t think you’re too far out there

toomanypancakes, 26 days ago (edited 26 days ago)

There’s no ethical way to kill someone who’s done nothing to you and doesn’t want to die. There’s no such thing as ethical meat.

Edit: I can’t read apparently

toomanypancakes, 26 days ago

I apologize, it’s early. The term ethical meat just annoys me, and I didn’t thoroughly read what I was responding to. While I question the ethics around obtaining the stem cells in practice, I do agree lab grown meat is radically better than taking the flesh from animals.

toomanypancakes, 29 days ago (edited 29 days ago)

I don’t know if that’s the right outlook. People should be worked up about this, because killing a member of your family is seriously fucked up. They just also should be worked up about all the other animals routinely murdered daily, because that’s seriously fucked up.