The bridge actually collapsed on the ship. The road crew brought down the bridge to stop the cargo from reaching its destination and delivering… idk something.
“The CIA caused the ship to lose power and hit the bridge. They had purposely weakened the bridge ahead of time. All this was done to stop a whistleblower from driving the evidence to safety that shows that Biden not only is 100% in favor of and supplying EVERYTHING to genocide the Palestinians but that he actually paid to put messages on bombs the IDF dropped on hospitals. BIDEN IZ WURSE THAN TRUMP!! DONT VOAT BLEW! BOTH SIDES BAAAD.
Mom…is my DoorDash here yet? Oh crap, my speech to text is still on. Siri, turn off speech”
Gosh, these “tankies” sure sound crazy, LOL. I mean, the CIA killing a whistleblower? Yeah right, what’s next? Organizing a coup against an anti-imperialist leader? And poor Biden, it must be so hard for him, you can’t expect an octogenarian to just change his ways like that, you know how hard it is to fuel a genocide with all these mean protesters oppressing him? Trump is literally Voldemort, and we’ll be Dumbledore’s Army marching to the ballot.
Great DoorDash joke BTW, all these tankies do is eat hot chip and lie.
Conspiracy to advance US interests: It was a cyber attack by state actors that led to the ship malfunction.
Conspiracy to blame Captain of the Port as a scapegoat so US won’t admit fault: Captain of the Port didn’t mandate use of harbor tugs for moving past the bridge (it should be a regulation, that its not is ridiculous).
Conspiracy theory to advance private economic interests: Like 9-11, it’s better to take out skyscrapers and critical infrastructure using accidents so the public bears the costs rather than the owners.
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