InevitableSwing

InevitableSwing, 3 days ago

Jewish Onion headline: “Israelis are sad and defiant over Gaza genocide. Just kidding. They’re kvetching about their favorite topic. Themselves.”

InevitableSwing, 4 days ago

Where are the students going to get the literal multi-10s-of-billions of dollars to acquire an activist-size stake?

Bake sale?

InevitableSwing, 5 days ago

The punchline is still is making me laugh even though it’s been 30+ minutes since I posted.

Who would buy the shares? Maybe the Saudi government or maybe the Russian government or maybe the Koch Brothers. Should we feel better about that?

I can’t believe that’s a real thing somebody said on NPR. I can’t stomach listening to NPR but maybe I need to start hate-reading transcripts.

InevitableSwing, 5 days ago

I wish this resulted in at least a few de facto cops getting fired or demoted. But instead of that the LAPD might ask for some insane amount like $50m to “harden computer systems against cybercriminals and cyber-attacks” and then get the money and give it to the firm of somebody’s brother-in-law.